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LouReed, Yes bruce lee did say that my father was a very close friend of his and used to train with him back in the day. He has taught me many of bruce lee's teaching and philosophies & sayings that you would not have access to through normal media.

You are very lucky we are separated by hundreds of miles of network cable/routers/switch’s and other assorted network devices. As if you would dare disrespect me in such a manner in person i would be forced to unleash the mighty power of my one inch special right in your face.

deathrow558: no i'm not the real bruce lee, But i am the real Bruce Leet.

Bruce Lee's fighting styles and techniques are all based on nature and its creations, my fighting styles and techniques are an evolution of master lee's teachings. The focus of my evolved techniques is technology. i have just developed the 3 1/2 floppy attack which when executed will dislodge a disk in your spine even if i was say to hit you in the knee. I hope to open my first netdojo soon where you can come in and learn how to kick peoples faces off or just sit down read your e-mails and have a green tea.

felixthehousekat: I am originally from (Kiku Chin) a small village in western china but now live in Berlin working as a chef,

where are you guys from and what do you do?

and thank you for the warm welcome
 
juicyjungle: You my friend are a golden crane standing tall amongst a flock of chickens. May you punch with the speed of a 64bit cpu

felixskatindahouse: You have a tongue as sharp as a ninjas katana and a heart as soft as tofu, may you kick the face off all of your foes.

deathrow558: I can kick you and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage, poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me goddamn that shit blew away my whole city. Ho chi min shoot a load on your chin.

As soon as i have the time i will descend on to both the lounge and european & afrian forums.
 
LOL this thread makes me laugh. So Bruce Leet wut all do I need to do to become a ninja? By the way, welcome to this board.
 
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