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65" 4k tv for sale - £100 ono

Ismene

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I have a 65" 4K tv that I have no furthur use for. It has a faulty volume control but at this price you can't turn it down. £100 ono.
 
It took me several minutes before I got it

Felt like one the person in the room that laughs at the joke long before they figure it out. I almost clicked 'post' on a reply that asked for somebody to explain it to me too.
 
Don't worry Stee - I almost sent an email to the guy asking for it when I first saw it. I was gonna say "I can get the volume control fixed".

My other fave was an ad someone had put in the local tescos message board "Sumo wrestlers belt for sale 25ono - absolute bargain not to be sniffed at". I was about 30 yards down the aisle before I bust out laughing.
 
Heh. One time, my Dad saw an advert in the window of a camera shop, advertising a Gnome (a good brand, old-fashioned but reliable) Enlarger (piece of photographic equipment, used for taking paper prints from film negatives) for sale. When he got home (there were no mobile phones in those days -- well, there were; but they occupied most of the boot of a large car, they were one-way [you had to squeeze a trigger in the handset to speak, and then you could not hear anything the person on the other end said until you released it again] and the person calling you had to know roughly where you were so you could dial the correct base station. And nobody could afford one) he rang up and asked, in his sweetest, most innocent and most sincere voice, whether it was also capable of enlarging fairies and elves? Following a short pause, his next words before hanging up were, Yes, that's exactly what I'm taking ..... Goodbye!
 
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