I worry that eventually they will stumble on a drug than when administered opens up a portal to hell, and Satan conquers the earth engulfing it in flames. But it will be marketed as "new alpha-zzTop replacement" during the uprising of hell, leading to the enslavement and torture of all mankind under satans rule. One of the ISS astronauts will have some a-zzTop replacement and allow satan to enslave alien races beyond our solar system by dosing it.
Waiter, I'll have whatever it is that fine gentleman over there seems to be enjoying
