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<3 Happy Birthday Effie! <3

Happy Birthday Effie :) - I hope that you have a brilliant one.



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I've had the pleasure of working with Effie, though we get fewer opportunities to chat now; I dearly wish you'd have been able to talk me down from an 'episode' the other evening. Though in fairness I could try harder to return your favours sometimes. Just hope you're okay - I worried about you over the past few days. Not often I do that with BL folk. I tried an old number in a state where I was too fucked to look for a new one. I do hope you're okay, though I miss our long natters about everything. So when yer ready, like. :) Though not before.

And most importantly, I hope you're being made to feel special today. I would've sent you something had I known, you fool. And no, not owt creepy either.

Keep it together; there aren't enough of your kind in this world. And if it keeps on grinding you down, I'll have some words with the real powers that be. No poxy Abrahamic upstarts. <3
 
Happy Birthday! Was gonna post it on your FB but wasn't sure about you having to explain how you know me from the US, so I'm posting it here.

Have a great day.
 
The noise of party poppers, people cheering, clapping, blowing horns and talking in the background fills the air.

Effie sits at the end of the table as every single person on bluelight begins to sing 'Happy Birthday' to her.
She smiles a happy smile, and immediately after blowing out her candles she exclaims 'Wow, this is freaking awesome dudes' in her unusually Californian accent.

Knowingly, EADDers all look at each other, smiling and snorting lines of cocaine. Purified by none other than LeJunk himself.
'This is gonna be the best party ever'! Shouts an excited Jancrow to Mailmonkey.

'It sure is' replies Mailmonkey. As he wrassles with his ice cream and jelly.

*ting ting ting* Cornishman "TINGS' a glass with his fork.

"It has come to my attention (he says)." That on this bespectacled day. A rogue bar-stard has snuck into this very premises and placed a fake copy of a Harry potter book in Effies birthday party gift pile"

"We shan't leave this f*cking premises until we know who gave Effie that fake Harry Potter book"

Gasps abound. People begin to look at one another in shock.

"BUT WHO WOULD OF DONE THIS?" shouted a puzzled Shambles.

"It was me"....

A dark shadowy figure emerged from under the table.
It was none other than... TheSpade. 8o
 
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Happy Birthday effie :) Do pop in and see this at some point. Hope you're feeling fit and well <3
 
Happy Birthday Effie. :) Birthday pressies and Easter eggs on the very same day? I dunno how you've pulled that off, but well played Effster, well played.

Hope you've had a great one. <3
 
none of that fancy internet shite pics from me, just a big <3

happy birthday and hope this year will be better than last year
 
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