3 Cheers for Englandgz74

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fubzy, I'll give you three camels, two sandals and half my 3-FPM for eternity in exchange for your daughter's hand in marriage.

Wait... she is over 16, right?!

Cause she fuckin is! I did say she was past her sell by date didn't I?

 

[felix]

Wait...Must not F :D

Bear

Eeee, yer a wrong un Bear, and I love you for it

Wait, what? Somebody said something sick and I don't understand it. Explain please!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Wait, what? Somebody said something sick and I don't understand it. Explain please!

Duh! Consider yourself banished from the sickos club...

 

[Sprout]

Cause she fuckin is! I did say she was past her sell by date didn't I?

Great, I'll pick her up at 7.

 

[felix]

Duh! Consider yourself banished from the sickos club...

Wahhhh!!!

I suppose I'll just have to raise things up a notch, then. Or rather, lower the bar.

When you say your lad is "still fresh", how fresh are we talking???

(I'm asking on behalf of Bearlove)

 

[BigG]

You clearly haven't read the nudie thread Felix..... If there's not a shag pile carpet going on then bear's not interested

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Wahhhh!!!

I suppose I'll just have to raise things up a notch, then. Or rather, lower the bar.

When you say your lad is "still fresh", how fresh are we talking???

(I'm asking on behalf of Bearlove)

11yrs fresh, blonde, and very expensive (though I'm willing to cut a deal for a quick sale)...

 

[BigG]

BOGOF..... (buy one get one free?)..

Fuck me this thread went down hill REALLY quick

 

[Cliffy78]

Glad to hear things are looking up englandz, alls the best brother!

 

[BigG]

Thanks cliffy mate. Hope all is well with you bro

 

[felix]

You clearly haven't read the nudie thread Felix..... If there's not a shag pile carpet going on then bear's not interested

11yrs fresh, blonde, and very expensive (though I'm willing to cut a deal for a quick sale)...

Ah well. No hairy back. Maybe Bearlove will give him a shout in a few years and swap him for three camels and a particularly attractive sheep. Much cheapness!!!