Football 22-23 NFL Discussion Thread

[darvocet21]

It's cut off at the end but Leon Spinks won and lost his two front teeth. I was eight

 

[darvocet21]

 

[darvocet21]

He holds his form long after throwing like a golfer's swing, or a professional bowling champion

I think he was throwing to Deebo

 

[Jerry Atrick]

My question to cowboy fans. Is your butt hurt?

Yes.

I am now hoping the 49ers go all the way because I'm a good sport.

 

[darvocet21]

Ha, that's Krinkle when he wins 215-214

Krinkle is an elite Fantasy player who taught me everything I know. He's also a gentleman except for when he called me a jerkoff

 

[ions]

People been getting real pissy lately. I'm not dealing with it.
Go Birds!

 

[darvocet21]

I'm kind of thinking it's about the 49ers and Brock

Maybe I got to stick to my California Roots on this one even though we're not supposed to like the 49ers down here in LA I don't think people really care one way or the other strictly speaking

 

[darvocet21]

It's a straight line from the douchebag movie producer talking on his car phone in the Porsche 911 to me butt dialing you just now

 

[darvocet21]

That guy was my dad in 1988. And so I accept the award for Rookie of the Year in Fantasy Football with a shout out to Krinkmeiffter for all his expertise as well as for being my Emoji Guru. Also @mal3volent for keeping it real with the IDC Kitty so I don't get too maudlin. And my lawyers

 

[darvocet21]

 

[ions]

Lick it up.

 

[darvocet21]

Lick it up.

Stay out of it T-- ions

 

[ions]

I'm in it to win it. @darvocet21

 

[darvocet21]

You came in 2nd place

Twice

 

[Jerry Atrick]

People been getting real pissy lately. I'm not dealing with it.
Go Birds!

I saw a video on reddit today of a bunch of Cowboys fans beating the shit out of each other outside Levi's stadium. My guess is that it was an epic battle between the "drop Dak" and "keep Dak" gang affiliations.

 

[Jerry Atrick]

I'm kind of thinking it's about the 49ers and Brock

Maybe I got to stick to my California Roots on this one even though we're not supposed to like the 49ers down here in LA I don't think people really care one way or the other strictly speaking

I would love to see a rookie, last drafted, third string QB win the SB... he's like Bizarro Tom Brady. That Purdy dude is cool as a cucumber.

 

[ions]

There’s never been a rookie quarterback that won the Super Bowl. Go birds

 

[darvocet21]

There’s never been a rookie quarterback that won the Super Bowl. Go birds

I'm losing faith in the Birds not just as a result of having had Miles Sanders having happily traded Tee Higgins away thinking that RB1 greatness was all Team GCE needed to prevail over the Spooks and Electrum and having those hopes crushed in the playoffs

Where Dre Greenlaw picked up as a free agent one long lonely night crunching numbers during a bye week single-handedly carried us over the finish line and spiked the ball on behalf of Team GCE and that felt good that felt very good

The 49ers have the best and most mythical story of not only endurance but almost Phoenix like rising from the ashes twice and I think that is going to carry them all the way I sure hope it does because the best story wins



 

 

[darvocet21]

Sanders did contribute in the triumphant rematch against team Ayahuasca the only time beating a top team when it didn't need to happen but ironic all the same

 

[ions]

Sanders will rush for 100 yards. ANd jalen will throw for 300 yards.
The birds are hungry dogs. And hungry dogs move faster.