• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion


    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

2011-2012 football thread

Our UK football versus US football hmmm........ For ease 'soccer' and 'football' if that's alright. I'm a lifelong Chelsea fan and bit by bit am falling out of love with the beautiful game - like all this shit with Tevez. Trouble is, you pay someone £200k a week and they will instantly turn into a cunt. fact. As great a game as soccer is at grass roots level (kids, non league etc), it just aint what it used to be back in the day! e.g. Vinnie Jones, Wimbledon v Liverpool FA cup final et al.

Now, I absolutely fucking love american football and my ESPN subscription is worth its weight in gold! The athleticism is incredible, it's tactically more intelligent than soccer, fucking love it. College football prob more so than the NFL. Try watching some CFL online as well for a slightly weirder twist! US sports are just so much more perfect for drug taking. I've even started to love baseball thanks to dissociative use! lol.
 
Unless admin coughs up or the mods chip in for a decent prize to the winner, maybe better doing it down the bookies. A £10 winning correct scores double will pay for a good weekend in Amsterdam.

Instead of buying a lotto ticket, I put £1 each Saturday on a 15-25 'both teams to score' accumulator. Nearest I came was 16 out of 17, for which there's no prize, but one day my ship will come in. Does any BLer make money from their football betting?

Anyone doing correct score doubles etc or 15 team both to score accumulators, the bookies will be rolling out the red carpets for them to come in. Even doing 6-7 team win accumulators is ridiculously difficult and a sure way of losing money. Way too many things can go wrong.

Biggest mistake punters make is doing 8+ team accumulators for the 3 o'clock Saturday kick-off, adding in teams to juice up or fatten up the bet and expecting to collect the big win by 5 o'clock! Instead of doing that try researching 2 or 3 strong teams(over the whole weekend from all the leagues) you fancy and putting £10 on it. Keep the odds low. Give yourself a chance to win. Theres football on pretty much 7 days a week. Maybe do your £1 both to score accum with 5-6 the teams for fun, but thats it.

You dont want to be standing in front of the box at 4.45 screaming abuse at Jeff Stelling cos Accrington Stanley cant score a goal.

Last line made me genuinely LOL. :)

To add to your debate - I used to be a high street bookie (William Hill manager). I can confirm that bookies do indeed cum in their pants the more selections anyone adds to any wager at all. Anything above singles is massively in the bookies favour. The marketing of the 'Lucky 15' is one of the unheralded bits of business genius in the last 30 years.

However...

Does any BLer make money from their football betting?

In my Archway shop a Greek punter (boy do the Greeks like a bet) used to come in every Saturday, football season only, and have three £5 accumulators each time. Oh did I smirk for the first few weeks, probably months actually. His accumulators were of 15, 17 or 20 HOME wins on the coupon.

Thing was, all those first few weeks he was actually coming close to winning. Several times he missed by just two results and on a couple of occasions by just one (and was no doubt screaming at the 1980's Jeff Sterling, step forward Frank Bough, for Darlington's inability to score a last minute winner against Grimsby)

Then he got 17/17. He got, IIRC, about £3,500.

Next week he got 15/15 and a few hundred quid.

Next week he got 20/20. We paid him 12 grand and told him to fuck off to Ladbrokes.

True story.

And, just to make it all more unbelievable - I was the unluckiest bookie ever. In that same shop, where I only stayed 15 months, we had another punter who was even more of a mug...theoretically speaking. Every single day, 50p EW acc. of 6-8 horses. Never saw him get more than 2 winners. Until he did. £22,000 and his picture in the Racing Post (which itself had only just started....there used to be this thing called Sporting Life....sigh). He went to chuck me a few quid with the words "I'm sorry if this has hit you personally". It was a common error to think we were on profit-share (we weren't). I then uttered the stupid words "Oh no, doesn't come out of my wages" and he promply put his money away with a quick "Oh I don't need to tip you then" and walked off. Fuckbollockswank.

His betting then went up from 50p EW to £50 EW (EW is for mugs btw) and only stopped when he'd given William Hill (not me grrr) about 5K back.

I really like the idea , but the only thing stopping me picking the Games is what if i get them all right!

I would be a tad upset that i hadn't backed up my predictions with a wee flutter.
So i'm in but i ain't gonna pickl the games too scared i'll win:?

Brimz you have as much chance of getting them all right as winning the bleedin' lottery. Let's call it 4 matches then - then you can do a lucky 15 on them. ;)
 
And, just to make it all more unbelievable - I was the unluckiest bookie ever. In that same shop, where I only stayed 15 months, we had another punter who was even more of a mug...theoretically speaking. Every single day, 50p EW acc. of 6-8 horses. Never saw him get more than 2 winners. Until he did. £22,000 and his picture in the Racing Post (which itself had only just started....there used to be this thing called Sporting Life....sigh). He went to chuck me a few quid with the words "I'm sorry if this has hit you personally". It was a common error to think we were on profit-share (we weren't). I then uttered the stupid words "Oh no, doesn't come out of my wages" and he promply put his money away with a quick "Oh I don't need to tip you then" and walked off. Fuckbollockswank.

Thats up their with you , telling the lad to F off with the New Burgoise Drug (MDMA ) Not quite but still another classic SHM moment.
 
Thats up their with you , telling the lad to F off with the New Burgoise Drug (MDMA ) Not quite but still another classic SHM moment.

You have a good memory. It was a lass actually but yeah, well remembered. And after a moments thought, in further twilight zone news, the two incidents you've linked there would have been separated by a matter of just months. Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo.
 
Junction Road (the road from Tufnell Park to Archway) half way up. NOT the big Hills at top of Holloway Road.
 
F*** me, I think I've a had a bet in that shop. There again, I've probably left money in half the betting shops in London. Not a black lady with a hearty laugh and enormous bazooms, are you?

As a matter of fact, I believe I'm still due 50p from a 1988 non-runner I never bothered returning to claim. Maybe one of drugged ex-bookmakers on the site can tell us how the bosses stop managers diverting unclaimed winnings into their own trousers? You can keep the 50p, SHM, if you're worried about self-incrimination.

Great story, btw, I love such reminiscences.
 
F*** me, I think I've a had a bet in that shop. There again, I've probably left money in half the betting shops in London. Not a black lady with a hearty laugh and enormous bazooms, are you?

That's me. :)

Actually, my cashier was what I considered at the time to be an 'old lady'. She was probably about 50. And once she found out I smoked dope she became my dealer for a year.

As a matter of fact, I believe I'm still due 50p from a 1988 non-runner I never bothered returning to claim. Maybe one of drugged ex-bookmakers on the site can tell us how the bosses stop managers diverting unclaimed winnings into their own trousers?

Ok, in the interests of non-self-incrimination (can you have a double-hyphen?) the following story is obviously made up and I'm just entertaining you now. Generally, non-picked up winnings are virtually all in the area of the 50p non-runner. It just ain't worth the hassle to defraud for that amount and William Hill takes all.

One day, however, a fairly regular customer came in to the shop. He bet in 50's. Quids not p's. He wrote out a bet for a single on a dog race. His system and method were always the same, on at the last minute as the hare was running. His bet said something like £50 T4 3.44 (3.44 being the time of the race).

Except it was 3.27. T4 got beat, he screwed his bet up and walked out.

I dived into the shop and found his slip on the floor.

He meant the 3.27 race. If T4 had won that race I would have paid him his money (despite his slip saying 3.44).

T4 then went and won the 3.44 at 6-1.

And I, with a winning slip in my hand, got £350 for nothing.

I never had a problem with the morality of this. He thought he'd lost (because he had lost) and the £350 was money from Hills, not him, in my book.
 
Junction Road (the road from Tufnell Park to Archway) half way up. NOT the big Hills at top of Holloway Road.

I think I know the shop, I worked for the Clipfine Agy as a brickie in the late 80s, they were just down the road and the archway Tavern was my bank on and off for a couple of yeqrs, no place for a soft English boy. I hear it was wrecked in a refurb, fine old shop. Check it out in its Victorian Glory in the Kinks Muswell Hillbillies cover.
 
Our UK football versus US football hmmm........ For ease 'soccer' and 'football' if that's alright. I'm a lifelong Chelsea fan and bit by bit am falling out of love with the beautiful game - like all this shit with Tevez. Trouble is, you pay someone £200k a week and they will instantly turn into a cunt. fact. As great a game as soccer is at grass roots level (kids, non league etc), it just aint what it used to be back in the day! e.g. Vinnie Jones, Wimbledon v Liverpool FA cup final et al.

Now, I absolutely fucking love american football and my ESPN subscription is worth its weight in gold! The athleticism is incredible, it's tactically more intelligent than soccer, fucking love it. College football prob more so than the NFL. Try watching some CFL online as well for a slightly weirder twist! US sports are just so much more perfect for drug taking. I've even started to love baseball thanks to dissociative use! lol.

I've never heard someone from europe say they like our football better than your own. I'm in shock. Also, only in America would someone come up with womens lingerie football league. Yes it's real and they actually play.. hard. CHeck it out:

Why America is sometimes (... notice I said sometimes) cool: http://http://www.lflus.com/

 
the archway Tavern was my bank on and off for a couple of yeqrs,

Yep, they always cashed cheques and giros in there. Aren't you Irish? Don't suppose you frequented the Vic halfway down Holloway Road or The White Horse in Islington on a Saturday night? Connolly Folk, Saoirse...? No, probably not. That's a bit like walking up to a random and asking them if they use BL.
 
Yep, they always cashed cheques and giros in there. Aren't you Irish? Don't suppose you frequented the Vic halfway down Holloway Road or The White Horse in Islington on a Saturday night? Connolly Folk, Saoirse...? No, probably not. That's a bit like walking up to a random and asking them if they use BL.

We used the Cock on Holloway Road, never had a sup in Islington, a lot of those type of bands used to play in the back room of the Archway, I was there. many a night. I suppose I would be designated as London/Irish if you count Stanmore as London since I was born there.
 
I'm sure I'll get flamed hard for that. I was just feeling sassy.

In all seriousness I do respect your football.

Things I like about it: Non stop consistent play. All sports should be like that. American football has 12 seconds of play and then 2 minutes of break. It's fucking ANNOYING! Not to mention itwas made for television so there are strategically placed commercials every 7 minutes.

Things I don't like: Faking injuries

Other than that it is a fine sport.

I'm a big fan of American Football, Rugby, Rugby league, Soccer. We even had an American Football team in College. Ive been watching it for years. So when i hear people give it the "Wearing pads is for pussies" or "Soccer is a pussy game" i tend to tune out and ignore. But i dont really get trying to compare American football to Soccer. They couldnt be more different.

The diving and faking injuries drives us as mad as it does you. Its a fucking joke. But its without doubt a Italian/Spanish/South American thing. They really are oblivious to it and dont mind it being part of the game.

Saying that, you might have seen this as your a Jets fan, I was watching the New York Giants v The Rams a few weeks ago and guess what? The Rams were on a big drive down the field, about to score when all of a sudden two 250lb guys about 6ft 5" fell to the floor simultaneously feigning injury to slow the drive down. Fucking hilarious cos they werent even being tackled. It was like 2 snipers took them out!

Anything to gain an edge.
 
I'm a big fan of American Football, Rugby, Rugby league, Soccer. We even had an American Football team in College. Ive been watching it for years. So when i hear people give it the "Wearing pads is for pussies" or "Soccer is a pussy game" i tend to tune out and ignore. But i dont really get trying to compare American football to Soccer. They couldnt be more different.

The diving and faking injuries drives us as mad as it does you. Its a fucking joke. But its without doubt a Italian/Spanish/South American thing. They really are oblivious to it and dont mind it being part of the game.

Saying that, you might have seen this as your a Jets fan, I was watching the New York Giants v The Rams a few weeks ago and guess what? The Rams were on a big drive down the field, about to score when all of a sudden two 250lb guys about 6ft 5" fell to the floor simultaneously feigning injury to slow the drive down. Fucking hilarious cos they werent even being tackled. It was like 2 snipers took them out!

Anything to gain an edge.

Yes I am indeed a JETS fan.. have been my whole life. They fucking suck except the last two years. This year they are sucking again. Anyway, you're right. I have noticed its those greasy italian bastards and latin/spanish players that fake. Also, every sport has their form of cheating. A few years ago the Jets caught out the Patriots having spies with binoculars reading the play books and lip reading from the stands.. haha like you said: Anything to gain an edge.
 
A few years ago the Jets caught out the Patriots having spies with binoculars reading the play books and lip reading from the stands.. haha like you said: Anything to gain an edge.

Spygate, who could forget. And the Patriots havent won a post season game in the last 3 years either, although they were well beaten by good Ravens and Jets teams the last 2 years.
 
Today's lotto: both teams to score in the games at Bristol C*, Derby, Watford, W Ham*, Brighton, Brentford, Rochdale, Walsall, Yeovil, Barnet and Torquay*

£5 treble on the * games.
£1 on the lucky 11.
 
pool v utd was poor enough game.60mins of crap and last 30mins a bit better.both teams cancelled each other out.

the goal changed the game and utd played better when 3 subs came on.

city just gone 2 up on Villa.
 
Top