2011-2012 college football thread v. SEC circle jerk

[Care]

Makes Frankie Gore look brainy!

 

[axl blaze]

for sadistic reasons, I would have loved to have given Terrelle Pryor his official NFL Wonderlic test

we're almost out of the NFL Nadir, that blackest of time sent from the most fickle Football Gods, thanks to the upcoming NFL draft

I think a BL S+G newbie, Shimazu, brought it up a bit ago that a new NFL thread (year or season in the title) should be made on Draft Day?

this is the best, most natural progression. congrats n00b! for I have made it a new rule here in S and G that upon all Draft Days, a new thread for X sport shall be made for that upcoming season/year!

hopefully this pleases the Football Gods. if not, we will ring up Gregg Williams and Sean Payton, ankles up, above a Pentagram with Lord Generals Terry Bradshaw and Deion Sanders in full Uniform, in Attendance!

 

[axl blaze]

damn, Arky's Bobby Petrino got his shit wrecked from a motorcycle accident about 20 miles South-east of Fayetteville, the beginning of the month. the University has put him on leave

it seems like he left out some key truths about his horrible-looking accident, like the fact that there was a woman aged 25 to his 51, riding behind him. he apparently has had... lots of contact with this woman lately, and didn't want this fact to reach the media. DRAMA! not that I care, but he could get fined, suspended, or fired - because at this point we all know Universities have the right to tear apart their coach's contract if they feel their actions somehow mis-represent their conglomeration in ANY way

I wish Petrino a speedy recovery, and as many Baby Blue Oxy 30 mgs that his road-rashed stomach can handle. he is a superior football coach, obviously at Arky, but also at Louisville, where he got his start (notice how I left out the ATL Falcons there, haw haw?)

EDIT - but come on, Bobby. you're in the SEC. shouldn't you be just as good as Auburn, LSU, Alabama, et al, when it comes to covering up scandal??

 

[Kenickie]

i'm surprised it wasn't worse. Arkansas is a pro-choice state, meaning you can choose to wear a helmet or not. He obviously chose not to. Did the 25 year old girl named Jessica also choose to not wear a helmet?

god i just feel so bad for Arkansas sometimes. they make the West look so stacked but can never really top the other teams in the west

 

[axl blaze]

is a pro-choice state, meaning you can choose to wear a helmet or not.

LOL

god i just feel so bad for Arkansas sometimes. they make the West look so stacked but can never really top the other teams in the west

yeah, this sucks for Arky. just when they were going to possibly push for a National Championship next year, this happens

 

[ChickenScratch]

i'm loving every fucking minute of this bobby petrino saga. fuck that horrible faggot.

 

[ChickenScratch]

lolerballs

 

[axl blaze]

LOLOLOL

I was wondering when LSUphreek was going to do Bobby Petrino...

so I guess Arky dropped Petrino, officially? where can Bobby go now? back to the Falcons? it seems like he burned just about all the bridges that he has ever even THOUGHT about crossing. sucks that such a brilliant football mind is such a raging douche-bag

 

[ChickenScratch]

if that piece of shit even crosses the state line into georgia he will be murdered.

i hate that fucker worse than lane kiffin.

 

[China Rider]

i hate lane kifflin, he comes off as having he personality of some wealthy 17 year old wigger

but i love lane kiffin for sending janakowski out for like a 70 some yard field goal

wait lane kiffin coached the raiders? oh, yeah, forgot about that

 

[Pander Bear]

saints for a year?

I think the consensus is that he's not well liked by his peers... def more radioactive than mike leech was after his ttu stint.

 

[Care]

Corruption in SEC football? Every SEC program could go down for something similar, im sure.

It took a motorcycle accident and a police report to reveal this, strong journalism going on down there guys.

 

[Pander Bear]

you really think my jesus freak coach who adopts cleft palate babies and pays trainers out of pocket because their pay is frozen has a piece on the side?

Just go back to talking about how your milquetoast conference produces NFL quarterbacks.

Also, how is this an SEC problem and not a Bobby Petrino problem?

 

[ChickenScratch]

care is a california boy. has he ever heard of USC? cuz they always play by the rules.

 

[Pander Bear]

Also, I think derek dooley's momma stops him from getting into trouble, then there's kentucky.

 

[ChickenScratch]

g00d won h0m0

 

[Pander Bear]

hey, he may be your crappy coach, but he's our inept son.

#sharedshame

 

[China Rider]

care is a california boy. has he ever heard of USC?

probably not

even the kansas city royals think that usc has a shitty fan base

 

[Care]

care is a california boy. has he ever heard of USC? cuz they always play by the rules.

You mean the school that got raped by the NCAA for doing the exact same thing that SEC schools do? Yea ive heard of them.

 

[Pander Bear]

not that I condone shoeboxes of money, and cars from dealerships, or quarter million dollar internships— but its about what you can prove, not what you do. Simple as that.