And then there was this guy who was born just a head. He happily rolled through life, until one day after work he rolled into a bar for a drink. When he rolled onto a bar stool he looked over and saw the most beautiful girl in the world, sitting next to him.
Overcome with emotion, he proposed on the spot. She shot him down. I know he said, its because I'm just a head. Oh no, she went on to explain. Its just I love grapes, and especially seedless ones. If you were a grape, I'd marry you. So he rolled home depressed, and spent every night from then on wishing he was a grape, especially a seedless one.
Well, one morning he rolled out of bed, up to the mirror to shave, and low and behold he was a grape, and a seedless one! Quickly he rolled out of his apartment headed for the bar, overcome with joy. As he was rolling accrossed the street, a truck driver was coming towards him. And he hated grapes, especially seedless ones, and ran over him ...
The moral of this story? Quit while your a head, of course.