$112.37

Now there's some talent.
It does surprise me though, that it went like that...

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I think i need to bump this again...

...It's funny how i can still feel it, even when so many years have passed since i wrote it...
 
And then there was this guy who was born just a head. He happily rolled through life, until one day after work he rolled into a bar for a drink. When he rolled onto a bar stool he looked over and saw the most beautiful girl in the world, sitting next to him.
Overcome with emotion, he proposed on the spot. She shot him down. I know he said, its because I'm just a head. Oh no, she went on to explain. Its just I love grapes, and especially seedless ones. If you were a grape, I'd marry you. So he rolled home depressed, and spent every night from then on wishing he was a grape, especially a seedless one.
Well, one morning he rolled out of bed, up to the mirror to shave, and low and behold he was a grape, and a seedless one! Quickly he rolled out of his apartment headed for the bar, overcome with joy. As he was rolling accrossed the street, a truck driver was coming towards him. And he hated grapes, especially seedless ones, and ran over him ...
The moral of this story? Quit while your a head, of course.
 

lol! lamest, yet funniest, story I've heard it a good bit!

I did however love the 112.37 poem.. I read it a good bit back and never commented on it.. but it was really beautiful.
 
Damn I just read the $112.37 story and I'm completely stunned.
Great job there, you should be very proud.
 
This is really fantastic writing. Definately strikes a chord with the romantic side of me. <3
 
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