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The Wizard of the Creek said:
It would depend on the availability of that straight man you want to fuck’s availability to women he wants to fuck. It happens all the time in prison and at sea. You don’t fuck another man in prison or at sea, unless you want to, regardless of your sexual orientation.
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OH MY GOD

so all the cherries are ripe for the picking

because all the bros in lockdown?

oh my GAWD fuccccccck me
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Yepper, they sure are. But becoming a sailor would be just slightly better than being locked up in prison. Yvan Eht Nioj bitches!

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[JOIN THE NAVY]

<3

fuckin love that post

love wizard of the creek

best bl'er ever

he had a good feel when he came on board and i knew he was COOL

I would totes go on the high sea and get my dick sucked by a horny sailor

but i would probably die and get eaten by a shark knowing my land luck
 
Captain.Heroin said:
[JOIN THE NAVY]

<3

fuckin love that post

love wizard of the creek

best bl'er ever

he had a good feel when he came on board and i knew he was COOL

I would totes go on the high sea and get my dick sucked by a horny sailor

but i would probably die and get eaten by a shark knowing my land luck
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stop being such a slut.
you and I have valuable services.
let them come to us.
 
I am very sad because

my latino power bottom is not hitting me up

he probably busy, tired from his daily toil
and he aint in lockdown sadness

so he prolly don't need me

but i could rock his world again and he knows it

how can you pass up sex like that

he's gonna want this dick again
 
I really like both my bois I have in my life right now..

older dude keeps hitting me up but im kinda pissed w/ him

makes promises of helping me get hot bros out to us and then falls thru even though he could still do it

fuccccck that you tell me u gonna take me out u gonna take me out

you fail that it hurts

in my <3

you promise me the moon and can't even get me what I want Imma be real mad

at least the 2 guys i like are fucking hotties
 
thujone said:
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I came

BK38 said:
I noticed like the tiniest hint of some pudge around my belly today and I'm like... WTF is this?!? Is this a thing now that I'm in my 30s? Am I going to have to stop drinking excessively and actually exercise? I'm going to eat a bowl of pasta and cry into it for the salt.
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Welcome to your 30s man. I could never put on a pound of weight even when I ate 5000 calories a day, like I was skinny as fuck no matter what I did even when I tried my damnest to gain weight. I hit about 33, 34, and I got some belly fat and now I have to try to not put weight on. I maintain around 170 pounds (at 6 feet), people still tell me I'm thin, which is true compared to many people but for me, it's a total body shape change. I think alcohol has something to do with it but everyone older than me (including males in my family) have always said to not be so cocky, just wait til you hit middle aged.

Coxenormous said:
Besides my Godlike fast metabolism, I drink whiskey almost every day. I'm skinny AF
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That's you're a kid, kid.

I can't be arsed to catch up on 30 pages of this thread. I've been working 12 hour days for the past 10 work days. Ran out of math homework to keep me pumped up. I just want to sleep. For like a couple days.
 
Xorkoth said:
Welcome to your 30s man. I could never put on a pound of weight even when I ate 5000 calories a day, like I was skinny as fuck no matter what I did even when I tried my damnest to gain weight. I hit about 33, 34, and I got some belly fat and now I have to try to not put weight on. I maintain around 170 pounds (at 6 feet), people still tell me I'm thin, which is true compared to many people but for me, it's a total body shape change. I think alcohol has something to do with it but everyone older than me (including males in my family) have always said to not be so cocky, just wait til you hit middle aged.
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I'm hoping I can head it off at the pass and just start getting more hardcore about my exercise routine. I've been particularly lazy during this Covid stuff. It's not like I haven't worked out and should have some muscle memory. Still, this is the first time I've ever even remotely had any pudge around my belly. I'm light too, like 5'10, 136lbs, so I don't really want to lose any weight, but I don't like my butt feeling ever so slightly looser and my belly with a little more fat. Might need to cut back on the French sausage and wine a bit I guess.
 
MALLLLLLLL

he said he havin a long day at work and wants to come over but will let me know

*that's all I wanted* omg

so happy

I will eat his ass out fierce before I fuck it and he's gonna be all like squirming and shit

gonna get him moaning

if I can't fuck I'm gonna lose my MINNNND
 
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