💀 The Abyss 💀 (Open 24hrs)

Status
Not open for further replies.
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Who hurt you? This is real pain that you write. Pasta, like rice, is an art form. I would never cook you or anyone else anything that I hadn’t mastered.

BTW, I cook everyone grilled cheese sandwiches, and that is it! They’re awesome, you can put a little hot sauce on them, it’s awesome.
Click to expand...
Oh it is a very deep sorrow. So many people I know just completely destroy what could be a fantastic meal by wrecking their pasta (and rice! I am quite passionate about both!)

What really gets me is they like to brag about how they dont time their pasta, all the while the shit is swelling in the pot like a fucking squishy bomb about to go off.

Captain.Heroin said:
I know how to cook pasta you would be very proud of me
Click to expand...
I am extremely proud of you bb
Hylight said:
PNFtbJM.jpg
Click to expand...
You are everything that is good and pure in this world. Such innocence.
 
LadyAlkaline said:
Oh it is a very deep sorrow. So many people I know just completely destroy what could be a fantastic meal by wrecking their pasta (and rice! I am quite passionate about both!)

What really gets me is they like to brag about how they dont time their pasta, all the while the shit is swelling in the pot like a fucking squishy bomb about to go off.


I am extremely proud of you bb

You are everything that is good and pure in this world. Such innocence.
Click to expand...
They obviously on that lot pasta fam shit pham
 
LadyAlkaline said:
Oh it is a very deep sorrow. So many people I know just completely destroy what could be a fantastic meal by wrecking their pasta (and rice! I am quite passionate about both!)

What really gets me is they like to brag about how they dont time their pasta, all the while the shit is swelling in the pot like a fucking squishy bomb about to go off.


I am extremely proud of you bb

You are everything that is good and pure in this world. Such innocence.
Click to expand...

Girl, I am the pasta master!

97337816_705550046883775_3364163718777667584_n.jpg
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Aww! You’re a foodie, how cute!!! And tasty looking!

People are starving right now during this unholy Chinese apocalypse. You have the balls to shove pictures of perfectly cooked pasta in our starving faces. What type are of fucked up liberal are you?

JK! Love the pics and fuck those assholes that can see your meal online, and not figure out how to skin and serve alley possum!

I eat whatever whenever! I eat my roadkill
Click to expand...
I'm like a foodie, just less boujie. I can skin a deer and make a roast, and I also enjoy perfectly cooked pasta. I tend to work at all of my dishes until they are "put your foot in that" good, but still fall within a frugal budget.
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
DON’T SELL OR SIGN ANYTHING WHEN URANUS IS IN PROLAPSED RETROGRADE!!!

I can just hear the flight attendant, giving all of the passengers on the flight that pearl of knowledge.

This has happened to me before, but with Mercury in retrograde. Fooy! The only thing that is in retrograde is that flight attendant’s career.

Go back to school and learn something more reliable than astrology! Thanks again for flying: Shut The FUCK Up Airlines. We say: Shut The Fuck Up!
Click to expand...
HrosdAm.jpg
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Don’t take me the wrong way, but (don’t take me the wrong way.) There have been major studies about the simple sugar content of semen, and they concluded that, “Even a person’s own semen, has enough proteins, vitamins and sugars/fat to sustain a healthy mans essential nutrition.”

—Dr. Cumguzzler
Click to expand...
Blech
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top