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So, a cosmetics formulation chemist is working on some personal care products for hair care. He's having some trouble with product stability so he needs to make regular checks on his formulations every few hours. At dinner time he checks out of the lab, goes and eats a burger. On the way back he decides to pop in quickly for one final inspection. The security guard stops him at the front desk and asks what he's here for so late. His answer?

"I just dropped in, to see what condition my conditioner's in."
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
The Terrible Curse of Macha
ā€œBut I warn you that a great evil will come upon Ulster because of this.ā€

Look up this old Irish curse.

Point is: Donā€™t fuck with witchcraft and witches.

ā€”Wizard
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Macha is well known here. She gave a blessing and a curse symbolising the twins she left behind after giving birth to them. We have lots of amazing folklore.

Look up the film song of the sea, itā€™s full of Irish folklore and a great wee animation. Very sweet.
 
BK38 said:
Strange... Do you know where in China they were from? Have never heard that in my life and "baba" is really universal in China. Or maybe the dad was a dick and so they used that as the name for their penises? Haha.
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I'm not quite sure because their English wasn't the best, but they told me about their life there and they lived in a village that did not have plumbing before they came here. Since they have been here they've helped their family move into better situations though
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
Nope, born 1978, but my Momā€˜s a boomer. Is your Mom a boomer, and if so, tell her that her generation ruined this world of ours.

My nameā€™s Andy too.
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LOL, what a laugh.

The world was in the same condition it was even before the boomers were around. Read anything by Charles Dickens if you don't believe me, LOL. ;)
 
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