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[Captain.Heroin]

@madness00 get this man a dick pic, STAT!

I don't mind if it's soft @madness00

it's nice to see hetero dicc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Solid advice my dude

what kind of COFFEE do you like?

 

[Shady's Fox]

Or come to Shady for some bomb Scooby

I swear

if she smokes 3g from my shit, she's gonna blackout

 

[BK38]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

all this sad radio music makes me want to cut myself

but that's ok because I pretty much am already at that feeling

CRINGEWORTHY

i'm so cringeworthy i would cover that with a thereminophone and my dick

 

[LadyAlkaline]

what kind of COFFEE do you like?

STRONG. Columbian is nice. I enjoy 4 o'clock or Green Mountain Roasters. Also, Cuban and Israeli coffee are to die for!

Do you stir your coffee with your lovers dick

 

[Shady's Fox]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

STRONG. Columbian is nice. I enjoy 4 o'clock or Green Mountain Roasters. Also, Cuban and Israeli coffee are to die for!

Do you stir your coffee with your lovers dick

+1 on strong here, I like it black

so no, I definitely don't (LOL BANNED FOR RACISM)

I like a nice medium roast. Have never had Columbian I liked but then again I'm very picky and go for other countries (I'LL NEVER TELL).

 

[BK38]

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i am hard as fuck

need to fuck so bad

please please please tell me he's gonna come over tonight PLZZZZ

i will rock his world

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I know I’m new here, but I’m starting to think you’re gay? That’s so cool if you are. I’ve never met a gay person before.

Sending love and big D’s your way.

—Wizard

yes very

I already have a very nice ass lined up tonight I just need to woo him over here with my @jose ribas da silva type mating calls

 

[BK38]

@jose ribas da silva needs to hook up with my mom. He already said that I can call him Dad, and then he will leave me like the rest of them.

Hey Wizard, FUCK YOU. I haven't been throwing nearly enough abuse at your wannabe Harry potter ass lately. I'm going to fuck your daughter and smear my cum across her forehead ala Simba.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Hey Wizard, FUCK YOU. I haven't been throwing nearly enough abuse at your wannabe Harry potter ass lately. I'm going to fuck your daughter and smear my cum across her forehead ala Simba.

LMFAO

WAIT

WHAT

 

[LadyAlkaline]

I just Naired my whole body and I feel like a slippery Dolphin in a wading pool

 

[BK38]

You’re gonna have to buy her from me via dowry. Two goats and a burrow will work.

Goddamn that's a good deal. You have any other spawn? I could probably auction them off in Algeria for a pretty penny if you're interested.

 

[BK38]

I just Naired my whole body and I feel like a slippery Dolphin in a wading pool

hahahahahahahahaha, why do I love this so much?

 

[Shady's Fox]

 

[RareForm]

yes very

I already have a very nice ass lined up tonight I just need to woo him over here with my @jose ribas da silva type mating calls

Title of your porno: Dutifully Dicked Dudes