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[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

@The Wizard of the Creek sell this joke if you want to, this has potential

For example, out of millons of candidates you were the strongest sperm cell! *insert sperm cells cursing at each other if you wanna*

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I guess I like religous dirty talk then too

 

[jose ribas da silva]

So who here has single mothers available?

 

[jose ribas da silva]

rich ones only

 

[jose ribas da silva]

I can go until 60-65 (years) depending on some circumstances (I am pushing myself here, give me a credit for the efforts ok?)

 

[Hylight]

Anyone else get snow today?

aww, no, i am miles away from Felchville ! ♡

 

[jose ribas da silva]

Tonight We Riot Devs Wanted To Make An 'Unapologetically Leftist' Game

“Politics” has become a dirty word in gaming, especially when angrily screamed—or, as is usually the case, frantically typed—by a vocal minority of reactionary video game fans. But for more progressive players, games often aren’t political enough. Or, when they do take a position, they push...

kotaku.com

 

[jose ribas da silva]

I have my Mom! She’s single, 69 y/o and owns a media empire. She’s tough but fair. If you want to hook up with my mom, PM me! She loves when I look out for her love life.

—Wizard

Uau man that's basically what i was wanting, because, you know, I have always found that my place is in Hollywood, a Brazilian conquering America, a TV star

I am just picturing this right now, Jose Ribas da Silva and Oprah Winfrey and your mother, all of us together, champagne, pomp, I can already hear the clink of the glasses..

Anyway if you think this is too much for now I would be happy with a green card...

 

[jose ribas da silva]

I have my Mom! She’s single, 69 y/o and owns a media empire. She’s tough but fair. If you want to hook up with my mom, PM me! She loves when I look out for her love life.

—Wizard

Are you willing to respect me like a father?

 

[Hylight]

 

[jose ribas da silva]

Can I call you Dad now?

Of course, my little baby, daddy loves you... stay here with your mother, I am going to buy some cigarettes and I will be back in a few minutes..

 

[Hylight]

hello
my name is : hy
you killed my : light
prepare to : lose your camera

[ ha ha ha haaaaaa COCKSUKARSSSSSSSS ]

 

[DopeM]

Hello
My name is cash
You killed my parents
Prepare to be a part of the team

 

[mal3volent]

Hello
My name is the one.
You killed my dad.
Prepare to be sure.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

So who here has single mothers available?

I have single recently divorced bros available...

 

[Captain.Heroin]

the one

Honey I haven't even met "the one"

I probably met "him" but "he's only" one in a billion

the other seven of "him" are probably scattered around South / Central America and probably have boyfriends.

So I'm stuck with BAD DAD #19. OH MY GOD. Every dude in my life will have SAD/BAD DAD #### SERIAL CODES. This is going to make it so much easier.

 

[Shady's Fox]

shady this is for MOTHERS and what we did for MOTHERS day TYVM take ur SPAM posts to the ABYSS

j/k idc

srry bby

don't slap me

am in a car rn

he's in a car

yes
am in a car

and whatca doin there

idk like you

ye haha

 

[Shady's Fox]

AM CRYIN ALONE IN MA BMW

 

[Captain.Heroin]

whatca doin there

Gotta have to shower the stank of ho off me soon

I fucked Bad Dad #19 aka COVID-19 aka WHORELLA ... he spent the night it was very romantic and passionate and it was nice of him to come see me for a little while even though he's still not in full fuck mode. [NEED FUCC]

Praying EVERY DAY DJT gets the covid and gets stuck on a ventilator for several months and can't walk without stuttering worse than Biden.