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[jose ribas da silva]

Nearly finished my nieces birthday present which is an XL miffy teddy. The head is upside down in this pic though but I just have to stitch it together now and give her some eyes and a mouth. I’m a square.

voodoo

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[euphoricc]

For what it's worth
You are a slut at birth
I tried to get over you
It didn't work
You're still a cunt
And I'm a fucken jerk.

 

[assclass]

I’m only communicating in dirtbike sounds from now on

brrrrraathhh braaatthhh GinGingGing aging VRayyyyytt

 

[BK38]

Damn, you got bad taste in music. It's the most lazy, repetitive and boring rap I've ever heard. Pls, no music videos from you to me. Just motorcycle sounds is a-ok.

 

[CFC]

tbf rap isnt music. only disco is music.

 

[MsDiz]

voodoo

Actually I have filled it with small wishes for her on cotton fabric. Like “may you always be healthy” “may you be happy” “may you always have confidence” etc. I give all my nieces/nephews one of these.

 

[I_Hate_This_Place]

tbf rap isnt music. only disco is music.

 

[Jabberwocky]

@I_Hate_This_Place

 

[Shady's Fox]

the devil typing

slap on da shoulder

when you press REC you squeeze ma balls

no one glorifies me cuz their Jack will break

chainsaw on ur legss

 

[Blowmonkey]

the devil typing

slap on da shoulder

when you press REC you squeeze ma balls

no one glorifies me cuz their Jack will break

chainsaw on ur legss

 

[BK38]

Update: My son ate 2/3rds of my sandwich.

Send him to an orphanage? Assert dominance

 

[BK38]

The way to get rid of crabs for men, is to shave one ball (only one testicle.) Then, the crabs will migrate to the other testicle (the hairy one.) After you have all the crabs on that hairy ball, take a lighter and light that testicle on fire. And POOF, no more crabs

Ah! A man of science and sooty, tender balls and a house that stinks of burnt pubes! You should write for WebMD or perhaps try and get published in a medical journal.

 

[mal3volent]

The way to get rid of crabs for men, is to shave one ball (only one testicle.) Then, the crabs will migrate to the other testicle (the hairy one.) After you have all the crabs on that hairy ball, take a lighter and light that testicle on fire. And POOF, no more crabs

what's up with you angry facing the first post of this thread? Barely no notifications at all today, one finally shows up, I get that hit of dopamine only to see it's a fucking angry face from The Wizard Of The Creek. Fuck off.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

The way to get rid of crabs for men, is to shave one ball (only one testicle.) Then, the crabs will migrate to the other testicle (the hairy one.) After you have all the crabs on that hairy ball, take a lighter and light that testicle on fire. And POOF, no more crabs

Lacquer thinner works quite well

 

[mal3volent]

Watch this:

ive been staring at it for 15 minutes and it hasn't moved

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[ghostandthedarknes]

ive been staring at it for 15 minutes and it hasn't moved

twss.gif

soundd like jail 2 me

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I get that hit of dopamine

oh bb I'll get ur D2 receptors ACTIVATED... just hold still while I work my magic... :D

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

oh bb I'll get ur D2 receptors ACTIVATED... just hold still while I work my magic... :D

sometimes you Discussed even me. think about that.