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mods this mods that, y'all are acting like being a mod is some prime minister and international affairs ministry type of shit, I think right now you can apply for some mod positions and do it yourselves :LOL: :LOL:

*says stupid shit*

*blames the mods*

*mods step in*

*throws in a "this is why bluelight is fucked up" line*

*says 4040400 offensive lines without getting a warning*

*gets more offensive and personal after seeing that no warning points are thrown around*

*warning point*

*remarks like "ughhhhhhh mods:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:"*

By the way, fucking gold, this guys gets it. (y)

Damn I don’t know a single person that says. Play some Eminem

Damn that sucks, Eminem is the shit.
 
after being mod for those 2-3 months in od and bdd, I really understood how much thought goes on before applying a sanction. going on a ban rampage is fucking impossible, even giving a warning has a lot of backstage shit involved
 
I also have fantasies about being... *looks left and right* WATER BOARDED

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE OMG

My gf has those fantasies too and fantasies about being kidnapped and locked up until she gets Stockholm syndrome. Also loves knife play a lot, she has this obsession with knives I tell ya. And slapping and choking but it feels like that's mainstream enough it's basically vanilla now haha. Even outside the bedroom she likes to be a slave girl too and that's the hottest bit for me it's all about that power play.
 
My gf has those fantasies too and fantasies about being kidnapped and locked up until she gets Stockholm syndrome. Also loves knife play a lot, she has this obsession with knives I tell ya. And slapping and choking but it feels like that's mainstream enough it's basically vanilla now haha. Even outside the bedroom she likes to be a slave girl too and that's the hottest bit for me it's all about that power play.
I imagine you sniffing coke at the desk, coding on one monitor, investing in stocks on the other while shouting out all kind of crazy orders :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: sipping some linctus between the demands
 
I'm ... not judging...

SLR is that way folks for .. um...


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this is what I get for having 2 bros kissing each other as my avatar....

got me...

10,994 LANDSUNKNOWN threads about FUCKING HIS 400LB COUSIN AFTER THE ETORPHINE SHOTttt
12.817 FAUSTY DID A DOG REPORTS
7.896 WEIRD SEXUAL THINGS I WOULD HAVE DIED HAPPIER NOT KNOWING ABOUT
4,176 STD SCREENINGS (only turned up positive for covid-19 LULLUluLUluLUL)
 
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