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Why 41 days? You know something? Does it mean that 41 days later a straight man will be gay and/or a gay man will be straight.

I’m confused. How many genders are they teaching at Berkeley, 72? I dunno. I only listen to my feminist overlords!

—Wizard
41 days I have been locked in this house with four children and two dogs 😂
 
We're getting into sexual favors territory I feel like... 4 kids mess? You're gonna have to rock my world.
Considering I live in a 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom, I manage to keep this place pretty clean. However, fuck picking up 7,000 fucking toys, yes I will trade a blow job if I don't have to pick up those GOD DAMN TOYS!

Seriously, the kids have their own living room with 4 toy boxes 🙄
 
Considering I live in a 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom, I manage to keep this place pretty clean. However, fuck picking up 7,000 fucking toys, yes I will trade a blow job if I don't have to pick up those GOD DAMN TOYS!

Seriously, the kids have their own living room with 4 toy boxes 🙄

That's a fair bit of space and a lot of Kid's toy chests... I think I'ma have to raise my prices to like 3 blowjobs and fucking you silly on the reg haha
 
Well I have a 2 1/2 year old, and my sister has a 5, 7 and 9 year old that I take care of 24/7, it has definitely been an adjustment 😗

Love it but DAMN I MISS SCHOOL

Awww hell naw. I’d have to pop klonopin every hour to deal with that. Better yet, I’d make them PB&J with some crushed klonopin in the middle so they can go night night!
 
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