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I usually have many of the same catagory on one page since i get in moods and splurge.

Pegging, cam girl ass, voyeur candid ass, humiliation, satin clothes, high heels, anal, gang bang, teens, MILF, arabs, ruined orgasm, handjobs, asian blowjobs, facials, cheating, cuckold, aggressive forceful plowing, dad/daughter, lesbian, mom/son, CFNM, double penetration, office, encoxando, footjob, massage, interracial, etc.
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watching you watch porn would be so fucking interesting

even if I wasn't turned on by it I'd just study the flow of interest and maybe have a stopwatch to see what you like more?

that's a very very wide category range for a heterobro and I'm like wow you're probably the kinkiest straight guy I've heard of

heteros norm so vanilla it's insane it's like "i just want to feel loved after we fuck *CRIES*" like you'd expect from a woman but it's a straight bro/sad dad just needin love = HAWT... so hot.

p.s. i just fucked for... hours... and am so hungry AND HAVE BLUE BALLS HAVEN'T BUST IN 5 DAYS GAHHHHHHFUCKME
 
I clean my ass very well.

1). spread cheeks as far apart as you can before sitting on the shitter.
2). fold the toilet paper, and wipe frmo front to back until the shit is gone
3). pretend you're pushing out another shit, and wipe again, until the shit is gone. You will find more shit this way.
4). wipe BACK TO FRONT, to get all the shit you pushed into the back.
5). Flex your PC muscle to get the extra shit, and dig in a bit deeper as if fingering your asshole.

I never get skids.
 
My good friend's girlfriend, in college, told me one time that drugs or not, they'd have to fuck hard for like 1.5 hours in order for him to finish. She actually really found it to be a liability usually. Apparently that's how it is for some guys.
 
Xorkoth said:
My good friend's girlfriend, in college, told me one time that drugs or not, they'd have to fuck hard for like 1.5 hours in order for him to finish. She actually really found it to be a liability usually. Apparently that's how it is for some guys.
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man i really hate that women will talk shit about their men like this. the worst part is you never know if it's just total bullshit. i was almost 30 by the time i figured out my penis was not as small as i had been led to believe.
 
if these jokers quoting me in CEPS think it's worth my time to respond they're free to come here so I don't have to pretend to respect them

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stay salty, kids
 
atara said:
if these jokers quoting me in CEPS think it's worth my time to respond they're free to come here so I don't have to pretend to respect them

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stay salty, kids
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You've succeeded in understanding that the inert contextualization and systemic mores inherently skew and fuck up every conversation and poisons the very ideals of our natural verbal prowess. I'm very proud of you, sir'e. I also like your avatar. I initially thought it was from Chrono Trigger, but I don't think so.

And that thread is codswallop skulduggery anyway. Inconsistencies in modding is something that mods have to deliberate over, not what we BL'ers have to guess over.
 
Progress and resolve. The purpose of the mod's in the first place.
Everything can't always be everyone else's fault. <3
 
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