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[Jabberwocky]

Some canned food, bottled water, batteries, torches, lighters and a radio.

Not a bad idea, though don't know what several of those would be for.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Yeah I need that AUS shit.

just go fuck DAISY

we're what's called "cheap dates" because meth is dirt cheap

but bb I'll spend some good $ on you and treat you right

just come out to LA don't fly out to AUS i promise bb I will cuddle you and cook for you morning lunch and dinner

 

[Captain.Heroin]

DONALD TRUMP IS A RACE TRAITOR

 

[Captain.Heroin]

HEIL HITLER
ASSASSINATE TRUMP AND I WILL PAY FOR YOUR LEGAL FEES

I'd like to see the far-left kick me off staff for saying that.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

if you don't like my touch or my gaze

i'll get a girl to fuck you

because I just wanna see you work your MADNESS D

because if I have any free will it's getting HOT PEOPLE TO FUCK ON K

 

[Captain.Heroin]

you can't stop me I AM ISIS bitch I ran that shit from million miles away

Bagdaddy or whatever his name was is a joke

blew himself up with kids m ore like android robots

I AM DESTROYING ISLAM
I AM DESTROYING AMERICA
and I WILL WIN FUCK YOU ALL (with MADNESS or my big D)

 

[Captain.Heroin]

the best part about going manic off the wall because you're drunk

You are WINSTON

and you have 1st amendment RIGHTS

and You can do WHATEVER you WANT

this is ANCAP AMERICA BABY

 

[Captain.Heroin]

if I'm running out of drugs and have nothing I'm going to a gay bar in LA and gonna grind for drinks/pot and I'll fuck for it

I don't care I'm not feeling well and I WILL GET THERE and GET IN THAT SHIT

ok maybe I have a drugs and alcohol problem
WE NEED TO KILL THEM
WE NEED TO KILL THEM
we need to arm all those non-islamic muslims to the TEETH
and let them TAKE EACH OTHER OUT
and when we're done we'll simply look the other way

GO JUDGE JEANINE PIERRO MY HERO

I can say WHATEVER I WANT
no matter how trigger worthy or click bait

and I'LL GET MY JOB BACK IN 2 WEEKS

 

[Captain.Heroin]

my 1st amendment is as big as my dick and you can't stop me

if Xorkoth bans me I'll be OK with it he's kinda hot

 

[Captain.Heroin]

if they really wanted me to be OK They'd just get me like $100 so I could get some pot and you know I am good for it

I'll tell my fam I borrowed some $

and I'm getting several hundo's soon

I can pay you back

 

[Captain.Heroin]

but instead you're entertained by my ancap self defending hte far left

I will legit vote for Sanders just let me be a shit head klub kid and you can buy my vote for $100

totes illegal but they can't prove it because I already said I'd vote for Sanders

because TRUMP IS A RACE TRAITOR

BLOW UP THE DEFICIT FOR RACISM I DON'T THINK SO

MY WHITE RACIST SELF LIKES ALL THE OTHER RACIST AND WANTS TO FUCK A LATINO BOY

I DON'T WANT THEM DEPORTED

FUCK YOU TRUMP I WOULD KILL YOU IF I COULD AFFORD A GUN lulz

 

[Captain.Heroin]

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GIRL NAMED MELANIA

 

[Captain.Heroin]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

JUST LIKE MY FAMILY I WILL RAPE THE NAZIS TO DEATH

 

[Captain.Heroin]

SLOVENIA YOU DON'T BELONG IN MY COUNTRY STOP BEING A NAZI

I WILL RAPE YOU AND BARON TO DEATH

or I'll just NAMBLA to do it for me because I prefer grass on the field + older than me

 

[Captain.Heroin]

in b4 CIA black site lulz

MELANIA IS HIS STEPDAUGHTER
HE FUCKS HER AND INVAKA AND THEY PUT UP WITH HIS INCEST FOR THE $
CDUGGLES CONFIRMED IT
PASS IT ON
WE'LL GET SANDERS ELECTED WITH THE TRUTH

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I was burning through the benzos trams and dope pretty quickly but I was also replacing it fast

yep. it's a full time job some days.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

FUCK YOU NAZIS
FUCK YOU DPRK
FUCK YOU CHINA
WE WILL KILL YOU

the citizens want FREEDOM and I will fuck the TOTALITARIAN INFRASTRUCTURE TO DEATH

at least HITLER Had a conscience

the holocaust wasn't in his mind when he went for office

it was a collaboration of a bunch of hatred-filled spirits

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN

 

[Captain.Heroin]

yep. it's a full time job

If I can't be part of Putin's meme lab I don't want to work.

My deep liberal memes are unparalleled

they say the left can't meme

I know that's true so I started helping them out because I'm too ANCAP for this NAZI bullshit.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I LOVE IT WHEN HOT GUYS CRY
I CAN DO IT ALL OF THE TIME
I CAN BREAK HIS HEART AT THE DROP OF A DIME