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Blowmonkey said:
My wiener has been taking a beating lately.
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Damn you twitch thots. ☹
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Fuck my boss is pissing off today, fat bitch, when she speed walks back in forth the to ends of the store it's like watching a fat penguin trying to run...

My god I'm tired of helpless people.
 
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basically like 1 minute after I just had a fucking hottest ever sexual experience WHORELLA hit me up HELP MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I responded but I don't think I actually want his ass anymore

and he's toxic af I think I shouldn't even invite him over
 
Shady's Fox said:
Oh cap..

And when I thought you were on the right way, there's no turning point for you.
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also he said he's been depressed that's code homo speak for "put it in my ass and make me feel erotic so I have something to feel good about"

yea bae u still got that badunkadunk and yeah i'll fuck you raw and cum inside you if I can get a load worked up but this is just business not pleasure to me bae

lol

oh the things I would say after he cums lul

yea bae you still hot but you're just a hot body you're toxic on the inside and I like my klub kid raver friends who do bumps of k off my d before sucking it and i'm on acid and and k and dmt and mushrooms and RC psychedelics and shit

on that next level 2020 shit yeaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

SHADY how dare U

the whole point of sex is to make someone else feel good about themselves

and I'm a GIVING lover I like to GIVE so I already feel hot and know I have it

why not fuck him just because he needs it

his ass hole is like "pls stick it in me"

why not

it's just sex, it feels good do it right

my heart's broken, that shit's moved on, I've got a way hotter fuck buddy so he's not gonna infiltrate my <3HEART<3 ever again
 
LOL HE JUST TEXTED ME "no plans"

YEA BOI you know you need cpt. to show u the way, get u smilin again brah

I'm so going to make him feel GOOD

whether it's sex or not I don't care

I like to see others smile and I'mma do it

LOL about 1-2 hours ago I was like "EWW HE'S SO TOXIC"

and I had JUST hooked up w/ my REAL friend who I would suck his D pretty much (figuratively, literally, you know, feels good so do it) but this kid is like too toxic eww

and he probably won't want to hang out w/ me because he acts socially awkward and agoraphobic

MAL I still got my 2020 vision (an extra good joke because my vision is shot and I am vision impaired/"disorder")

but

why not resurrect 2019 with a mercy fuck

maybe he just wants my D once a month or so and then I can throw it inside of him

I mean who wouldn't want my D is my question I made that joke to 2020 and he was like "lol" and then I was like "yea you prollly know that feel too thats why you laughin" and I started groipng his BBC too

lol... BBC's

MAL I have like a gay harem of at least 3, 4, 5 bois something like that IS THIS WRONG nah there ain't nothing wrong with a little middle eastern love style GET THAT HAREN WORK 'EM ALL THEY ALL WANT YOUR BIG D yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa

does this make me a bad person NAH MAN MORALITY IS LIKE A MACRO-ILLUSION
 
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I need help

1) wolf tell me how to suck a D better because D throating is hard

lol puns

2) I NEED BEER MONEY I only have 10 beers

BUT A HUGE BOTTLE OF 42% WHISKEY

maybe I just make mixed drinks in coca cola but I have no mixer and like no $$$

Cries

OH CHASER yes get like a 1.25 litre and get that shit cold and bring beers and whiskey that's so smart I AM SO SMART and pour some of hte whiskey into a plastic bottle GO ME
 
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