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Captain.Heroin said:
i'm about to eat a 5th meal today... not counting ice cream... :|
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no no i know for real though i have like just the right amount of CURVES and I don't want to get any more padding this is just so ... sick

I hate it

i still want ice cream

I can't help myself

it's like any ability to have not eaten too much the whole last year is GONEEEEEEEE fuck.

my personality is so toxic :alien:☠💀🕸 i am death

Captain.Heroin said:
if there's a binge food i eat nightly it's probably ice cream.

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to tell you the truth have had it like 3 times today and isn't enough and am talking about irl ice cream like full calorie stuff and am loving it
 
mal3volent said:
What fucking flavor/brand are we talking about? You always just say ice cream.
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oh i get some fancy shit i like anything that's CHOCOLATE and chocolate on chocolate, fudge, cups, it doesn't matter give me all the chocolate mmmmmmm

southern pecan too mmmmmmmmmmmmmm w/ real pecans in it n shiiii

maybe i eat some and make a love note next to my ice cream n' curves just for u bb love FLASH

no for real though if I decide to go all healthy i'll go buy more and get like all 4 scooped into a bowl and flood tears next to it and it'll be like a handwritten note "ILU MALLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3"

in b4 body issues THE CURVES lulz

meat is 4 men

bones r 4 dogs

i don't want to go out again fuck i feel like i am so fucked i should just take a benzo or an antihistamine
 
Captain.Heroin said:
oh i get some fancy shit i like anything that's CHOCOLATE and chocolate on chocolate, fudge, cups, it doesn't matter give me all the chocolate mmmmmmm

southern pecan too mmmmmmmmmmmmmm w/ real pecans in it n shiiii

maybe i eat some and make a love note next to my ice cream n' curves just for u bb love FLASH

no for real though if I decide to go all healthy i'll go buy more and get like all 4 scooped into a bowl and flood tears next to it and it'll be like a handwritten note "ILU MALLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3"

in b4 body issues
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I was hoping you was gonna say cherry garcia... :(
 
mal3volent said:
I was hoping you was gonna say cherry garcia... :(
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honestly cherry is normally not what i go with

MALLLLLLLLLL i need ur HELPppppp

i can't even - my personal life it's getting crazier

i can't even

I WILL GET ALL THE CHERRY ICE CREAM ALL FOR YOU BB <3

i think there's one that's like that. OH sometimes I get a cherry brand or it's like one of the flavors of... wow my PSYCHEDELIC altered ICE CREAM memory is not 100%
 
FUCK I THINK THIS IS STILL HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i need like 1 of every benzo to go WHERE'S MY LATINA OVERSEAS PHARMACIST WHEN I NEED HER THE MOST

necessito ALPRAZOLAM, TEMAZEPAM, LORMETAZEPAM, CINOLAZEPAM POR FAVOR !!!!!!!!!!

oh god

OH LORDY

helppppppppp

MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

rip jamal turtle balls & dolphin dicks in heaven
 
Cap please by

1 pint cherry garcia
1 pint cookie dough
1 pint peanut butter cup

i only buy non dairy ice cream now...unless I'm really, really out of it and don't know any better.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
ehhhhhh you don't want me down there too many STD's and the new corona virus

i'll get you someone to suck on those salty man balls
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I live in Hickville rn, we have fat chicks who love God and Californians who think this is a trendy place to live

I'd appreciate it though they've been fairly salty lately
 
mal3volent said:
Cap please by

1 pint cherry garcia
1 pint cookie dough
1 pint peanut butter cup

i only buy non dairy ice cream now...unless I'm really, really out of it and don't know any better.
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I will take you to fancy la ice creameries

N then take you out to a burger joint whre the owners dont care what is going on

And take you out on the town wherever you want to.go

I have a very in depth personal thing going

Its fucked up and i cant say no more i done f'd myself
 
devilsgospel said:
I live in Hickville rn, we have fat chicks who love God and Californians who think this is a trendy place to live

I'd appreciate it though they've been fairly salty lately
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anywhere that has like a fraction of the rent of where i'm at... yea i can deal

i'm so f'd right now DG it's like how do i do this to myself WHY DOLAN Y U DO DIS

DOLAN PLS NO
 
devilsgospel said:
fairly salty
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sounds like u need SOME FRIENDS W/ SOME GOOD WEED

let me take care of my boisssss MAL go scoop up your salty half-brother and meet me at the intersection of JOY and FREEDOM \m/

you know you will have met me when someone from the BLACK METAL GUY MEME starts emitting smoke from a glass blunt into the night sky listening to black metal and probably screaming HAIL SATANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I don't exactly know "when" I am though, what year is it? Holy fuck 2020?
 
MAL i need to speak to ur local REPUBLICAN JESUS i have confessional time pls

i don't want to live anymore
i have fucked all the good dudes and then waited years for that ass to get wise w/ age and fucked 'em all again
REPUBLICAN JESUS SAVE ME I LOVE REPUB JESUS MAGA 2020

some get wise w/ age some don't
i'll fuck 'em all again
ANDYYYYYYYYYY WHERE IS ANDY I NEED ANDY

i could die happy
don't want to live anymore

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i have walked down every path in life
other than the final one we all must save for last
the one that ends in darkness
hail satan
ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
sitting here in my eternal sadness not needing you
wanting you to go your own way
our paths will cross again, if they are meant to
i can't help but think of the last time i fucked you
ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[send fudge]
 
cduggles said:
That person is an idiot unless your brother had kernicterus due to erythroblastosis fetalis that wasn’t properly treated and as a result has brain damage.
(I was going to stop at idiot, but then I remembered kernicterus. I’m not trying to piss you off more, but it’s the only thing that makes sense.)
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Thanks for the input but my mom had a healthy normal pregnancy without complication. So I still call bull. If I could I would put my fist through there face but its over and done with. But I did read up on it. Dankie
 
Today would be a perfect day for "carmageddon" .... There is a marathon going on in my neighborhood today.. So maybe safer if I stay home today lol
 
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