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[Painful One]

This one psycho wrote her name on her man's dick in a Sharpie marker before he went out. She would check his dick when he got back home to make sure her name wasn't smudged or she would know he got up to shenanigans.

Wow! That is completely psycho.
I would not keep a man around That I had to worry about like that.
I have never had problems like that though.
All my men love me forever!

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

Wow! That is completely psycho.
I would not keep a man around That I had to worry about like that.
I have never had problems like that though.
All my men love me forever!

Right. If you have to go through all of that, it means you can't trust him. Who needs him?

 

[thefirm]

i would cut off my dick just to surprise her when she does the checking routine.

 

[Painful One]

i would cut off my dick just to surprise her when she does the checking routine.

well that would show her! LMAO!

 

[DopeM]

This one psycho wrote her name on her man's dick in a Sharpie marker before he went out. She would check his dick when he got back home to make sure her name wasn't smudged or she would know he got up to shenanigans.

I've done plenty of writing in sharpie on humans. One reason is that it doesn't smudge so great. Maybe she should've been using the smell test and/or non permanent marker.

 

[DopeM]

i would cut off my dick just to surprise her when she does the checking routine.

You Canadians never cease to surprise me when it comes to dehumanizing yourselves. Sore-E

 

[DopeM]

I thought it had been quiet around here for a few days. I could actually hear myself think before posting. Nobody wants that. Thanks for coming back to the flock cap!

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

i would cut off my dick just to surprise her when she does the checking routine.

Or your woman could get fed up and pull a Lorena Bobbitt. She'll cut off your dick for you in your sleep, then chuck it in the grass.

 

[thefirm]

well that's the only thing she's gonna pull after my little "precaution"

I might pull a Bruce Jenner since the steps are similar

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

Your new name will be Caitlyn. Hopefully you'll work on your voice and sound more feminine than "she" does.

 

[Painful One]

Your new name will be Caitlyn. Hopefully you'll work on your voice and sound more feminine than "she" does.

Fucking Bruce Jenner and naming himself Caitlyn!
Pisses me off so bad.
Ruined a beautiful name! Of someone close to me!

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

Fucking Bruce Jenner and naming himself Caitlyn!
Pisses me off so bad.
Ruined a beautiful name! Of someone close to me!

Yeah, I feel bad for anyone named Caitlyn or Kaitlyn.

 

[DopeM]

I just drove a 07 Shelby Mustang GT 500 and def have the biggest boner I've had this week.

T levels of a pubescent teenage boy

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

I just drove a 07 Shelby Mustang GT 500 and def have the biggest boner I've had this week.

Pics or you're lying

 

[thefirm]

btw i'm not canadian, i'm romanian, maybe you know me from my previous account morpheuspapaveruw but I doubt it. anyway although i'm not canadian I'm always sorry for myself

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

btw i'm not canadian, i'm romanian, maybe you know me from my previous account morpheuspapaveruw but I doubt it. anyway although i'm not canadian I'm always sorry for myself

What's up bro? I know who you are of course! Good to see you!

 

[DopeM]

I'd send a selfie buti almost put it sideways just going down a side street

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

This isn't a car thread. GTFO

 

[Blowmonkey]

lmao, what's happening in here?

 

[thefirm]

What's up bro? I know who you are of course! Good to see you!

I was replying to dopeM, I know that you know, I'm good thanks for asking! had a surgery for salivary gland stones, but nothing life-threatening, beside that still sober, although lately I've been having some cravings.