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I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls0
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
Big Balls
 
madness00 said:
Yes totally.

I love plowing through powerful, independent and slightly narcissistic women. I don't enjoy the before and after though.
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I plowed last night/this morning

it was... phenomenal.

I think I have to cope with the fact that HE DON'T LOVE MEeeeeee though. I don't need to be loved I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAVE ME

ah... at least I have some shit to laugh at tonight.
 
Hylight said:
I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls0
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
Big Balls
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hello howard. how ya doin friend, nextdoor neighbor? oh yeah, get your fucking jumbo jet off my airport.
 
i really need a way OUT i am trapped in motherfucking hell

the cure is worse than the memes

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Going through some movies I haven't seen but have been meaning to. Has anyone seen "Snakes on a Plane" w/ Samuel L. Jackson? Is it one of those "it's so bad it's good films?" Or should I save this one for when I have access to pot?
 
BK38 said:
I couldn't find it. I don't remember what it was now though, soz, I'm a terrible human being
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no ur not

i should be happy but this quarantine lockdown bullshit is slowly killing me

CURE WORSE THAN DISEASE

i want OUTTTttttt i need MEDICINE i had a LIFEEeeee

am gonna eat soon I think, I am so sick of it all... why am I still here WITHOUT BEER *rage*
 
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