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[Xorkoth]

Imagining what it's like to be a steel beam clamp. Also, your Mooooooooooom oooooooooh yeah, thinking bout her wizard sleeve, her saucy taco, her beat up STD cave. Also sleep, because it's 6am here.

Wizard sleeve!

I'd also add "her battered sheath" and "her mammoth cave"

 

[Jabberwocky]

Banging @Shady's Fox's mom is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Im getting money tomorrow. Decided against getting meth, only getting amph sulphate and some other shit.

Havent gotten a single real drop on runescape today so gotta start killing other bosses too for dem gainz.

 

[Xorkoth]

Banging @Shady's Fox's mom is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Think Im gonna eat noodles and start watching something. Aah, gonna play few rounds of overwatch before that actually.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I'm so bored with this lockdown i just watched 2 squirrels fuck in my front yard and was actually rooting for the dude

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

You witnessed a rape.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

right now i want a lot of sedatives but i can't... gotta fight depression or it's gonna EAT ME ALIVE

btw if you are outside coughing right now expect to TRIGGER a lot of people THAT MASK DOES NOTHINGgggg u r SICK stay HOMEEEee

[CRINGEWORTHY]

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

You witnessed a rape.

I'll nvr testify

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

My last 4 posts on the music thread. Was told "what a stupid thing to say". Pretty funny coincidence though.

Im still laughing at this shit.

 

[Hylight]

 

[I_Hate_This_Place]

Banging @Shady's Fox's mom is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..

 

[PtahTek]

Waitin' on dat UI check to show now. Freakin 5 weeks in and bonus cash on top? Don't understand but I'm ready for it....
May have to get me a flea collar with bling to fit in with the rest of the fam.
GTFOH!
but.., why?
'Lo, you beautiful, mfs.
Be safe and stay fuckin alive today.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

@PtahTek how about a little PUCCI in your life?

Stylin!!!

 

[Hylight]

that actually looks soo fawking great though
ohhhh yeahhh

 

[thefirm]

@PtahTek how about a little PUCCI in your life?

Stylin!!!

thank god for that invention, snatching chains from people was becoming basic shit, snatching them from puppies takes it on another lwvel

 

[Hylight]

 

[PtahTek]

how about a little PUCCI in your life?

Ya know, SO creates and sells some really nice handmade jewelry. Gave me an idea.... hahahaha
Got jade of all color, pearls of all color, crystals the sam and god knows what else. Gonna make something for budah. Maybe earings with real diamonds? She is worth it IMO.

thank god for that invention, snatching chains from people was becoming basic shit, snatching them from puppies takes it on another lwvel

Hi, pete. Knew you'd be back.

 

[thefirm]

I'M NOT PETE, IF I WOULD'VE BEEN PETE MY NAME WOULD BE I AM PETE ------------ NOT FUCK PEE

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I'M NOT PETE, IF I WOULD'VE BEEN PETE MY NAME WOULD BE I AM PETE ------------ NOT FUCK PEE

u may have just In voluntarily nicknamed yourself fuck pee