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dear andy

i hit on some essential workers, I know they're lonely as people think they're crawling with plague

hopefully one of them comes over to get fucked by me

or maybe we'll suck dicks

ANDYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyy

this is me day 2 without sex

can you imagine if it was 2 months lol, the depression would be palpable
 
Captain.Heroin said:
i think i'm gonna eat food and cry about how lonely and sad i am despite lockdown being a running joke

if this is what lockdown in prison is like it must be very sexy
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Captain.Heroin said:
you can come over and we can make each other very happy pandas :D

let me just break you out of the land of wine and cheese... we'll meet in America's land of wine and cheese: Wisconsin, and we'll be the thinnest people in a 200 mile radius.
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(still prefer girls though i'm afraid, you can watch though)
 
I've been to the Wisconsin State Fair... hollllllllyyyyy shit, I have never seen "people" that fucking fat in my life. They gave me a cream puff and I had to split it between the other 3 ppl in my family just so we could handle it. It was like a fucking zoo as a kid...
 
BK38 said:
I've been to the Wisconsin State Fair... hollllllllyyyyy shit, I have never seen "people" that fucking fat in my life. They gave me a cream puff and I had to split it between the other 3 ppl in my family just so we could handle it. It was like a fucking zoo as a kid...
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When I lived in America I ordered a plate of food for dinner and asked for a child’s portion and I thought she misheard ne because she brought this huge plate of food and I said no a child’s portion and she said that is a child’s portion. I was really really shocked. The portion sizes over there are ridiculous. Just not normal. I’d have fed 4 people with what she gave me. But then I’m crazy about food anyway but still.
 
PrincessDiz said:
When I lived in America I ordered a plate of food for dinner and asked for a child’s portion and I thought she misheard ne because she brought this huge plate of food and I said no a child’s portion and she said that is a child’s portion. I was really really shocked. The portion sizes over there are ridiculous. Just not normal. I’d have fed 4 people with what she gave me. But then I’m crazy about food anyway but still.
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Portions are super stupid in America. Generally order one App/Entree between two when I'm stateside. No wonder people are fat as hell there. Couple that with a "clean your plate" mentality and it's a recipe for disaster.
 
PrincessDiz said:
When I lived in America I ordered a plate of food for dinner and asked for a child’s portion and I thought she misheard ne because she brought this huge plate of food and I said no a child’s portion and she said that is a child’s portion. I was really really shocked. The portion sizes over there are ridiculous. Just not normal. I’d have fed 4 people with what she gave me. But then I’m crazy about food anyway but still.
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We have stuff like this (and much bigger too):

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That actually looks like a normal large meal to me. I could eat that. Fortunately I have a high metabolism and so I'm not fat, I probably would be though if I had different genes. It's pretty intense how much food we're eating. I have realized the truth of this when visiting Europe. Our obesity epidemic is due to both portion size, and even more importantly, the absolute garbage-dump quality of food that many people eat chronically (in some places because fast food is the cheapest option and they have to feed their families), huge amounts of sugars in processed foods and sodas... soda is fucked and some people drink so much of it. It's really a sad situation.
 
PrincessDiz said:
When I lived in America I ordered a plate of food for dinner and asked for a child’s portion and I thought she misheard ne because she brought this huge plate of food and I said no a child’s portion and she said that is a child’s portion. I was really really shocked. The portion sizes over there are ridiculous. Just not normal. I’d have fed 4 people with what she gave me. But then I’m crazy about food anyway but still.
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We are fat because we have never had to run from anybody


'MERICA!





but also the crazy diets and ideas of portions are the main culprits in the obesity crisis.
 
Xorkoth said:
We have stuff like this (and much bigger too):

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That actually looks like a normal large meal to me. I could eat that. Fortunately I have a high metabolism and so I'm not fat, I probably would be though if I had different genes. It's pretty intense how much food we're eating. I have realized the truth of this when visiting Europe. Our obesity epidemic is due to both portion size, and even more importantly, the absolute garbage-dump quality of food that many people eat chronically (in some places because fast food is the cheapest option and they have to feed their families), huge amounts of sugars in processed foods and sodas... soda is fucked and some people drink so much of it. It's really a sad situation.
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Omg my mouth is watering
 
Xorkoth said:
We have stuff like this (and much bigger too):

huge-american-portions.jpg


That actually looks like a normal large meal to me. I could eat that. Fortunately I have a high metabolism and so I'm not fat, I probably would be though if I had different genes. It's pretty intense how much food we're eating. I have realized the truth of this when visiting Europe. Our obesity epidemic is due to both portion size, and even more importantly, the absolute garbage-dump quality of food that many people eat chronically (in some places because fast food is the cheapest option and they have to feed their families), huge amounts of sugars in processed foods and sodas... soda is fucked and some people drink so much of it. It's really a sad situation.
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I legit go years without a soda and then one day I will ease up and drink like half of one and then in 30 days in slamming 2 a day. It's a legit fight to break free again. I'm currently at that 2 a day phase but I could use the calories for my weight training. My mind will snap out of it once I notice the bloating.....which was today...FUCK
 
Xorkoth said:
We have stuff like this (and much bigger too):

huge-american-portions.jpg


That actually looks like a normal large meal to me. I could eat that. Fortunately I have a high metabolism and so I'm not fat, I probably would be though if I had different genes. It's pretty intense how much food we're eating. I have realized the truth of this when visiting Europe. Our obesity epidemic is due to both portion size, and even more importantly, the absolute garbage-dump quality of food that many people eat chronically (in some places because fast food is the cheapest option and they have to feed their families), huge amounts of sugars in processed foods and sodas... soda is fucked and some people drink so much of it. It's really a sad situation.
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I have an ED as yous know but that is legit probably 3 months worth of calories for me. That’s madness. Haha
 
Maybe not 3 months like but near a full month anyway. Shows what my mind just seen in that plate. I thought about it after I posted haha!
 
You should have seen the size of my XL slice of pizza i got today for $5. I'll take a picture next time i go, if t's still a relevant and on going discussion. Or maybe i will anyway.
 
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