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SS373dOH said:
Okay you got me there, maybe a drive in does exist, but I didnt detect any argument about that other thing I mentioned.
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I've been celibate for a year and a half because that's what I want. I wasn't even born in the 70s. Smarty pants. I imagine I would've been rockin' a bad ass retro bush! When is the last time you got laid? Are you all pissy because you're backed up?
 
CoastTwoCoast said:
I've been celibate for a year and a half because that's what I want. I wasn't even born in the 70s. Smarty pants. I imagine I would've been rockin' a bad ass retro bush! When is the last time you got laid? Are you all pissy because you're backed up?
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Hey ! I'm the one who makes the jokes, not the recipient !
 
SS373dOH said:
Nah, but I will take the make my probation officer, drug counselors, deferred prosecution agreement, and felony time hanging over my head disappear chapter, so I can smoke some weed from time to time.
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Fuck dude if I had that chapter I'd use it myself

Only 9 more months of soul rending boredom and being babysat by a man with a gun
 
Beer+weed= sober to me

I'm forced to go to group therapy and it sucks dick. Most of them are alcoholics and dont see drinking beer as being sober. But its like listen hear ya old lassie, as long as I'm not robbing people by gunpoint and doing home invasions for speedballs, I'm fucking sober.
 
I tried to rob a pharmacy back in 2007, I had written my demands on a note.. As I was crossing the street my revolver fell out of my pants, as I later found out, some concerned citizen called the cops upon seeing it. For some stupid reason I was going to hit the drive thru pharmacy window, after 10 minutes of staking out, I started to walk across the parking lot.. As I got closer swarms of cops started to pull in, I whipped the 22 under a car before they got to me. Upon searching me they found the demands. The cop pulled it out of my pocket and asked what "this was", knowing I was fucked I sarcastically replied "a love letter". The cop looked at me strangely and stuffed it back into my pocket. I made up a bullshit story as to why I was wearing all black, and ate the note on the way to county. I got charged with a disorderly conduct ticket, but if that cop wouldve opened up that note, it would be been armed robbery. I went to the parking lot after I paid the ticket and my pistol was gone.
 
Jesus christ man that is some luck them not seeing the note or the piece. I just got pulled over while barred out with a bunch of heroin and xans on me. My dumbass dropped em when I was told to get out of the car because I "smelled like weed" which I did not have. Took my shit and took me to county, but I was never charged for the H just the bars I think the guy lost it or did me a solid. Got a year of drug court.

I still drink beer use kratom and do shit like benzedrex and DXM every so often. I feel you on the sober thing if I'm not teetering on the edge of an OD every minute of every day like I was I'm good.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Nothing compared to crystal

Fuck

I get why no one likes me i am so. Mentally ill. Dying. The brain cells dont click much.
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Take it easy on yourself. I looked in the drug thread where I was trying to add up klonopin and don't even remember a damn thing. I felt kinda bad, but shit happens. This is a drug board after all. Haha
 
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