Haha, you don't get any days off.
Faget.
NEO, that's kind of cool about the whole popping the question on new year's and all. How bangin' hot is your girl? You gonna knock her up next? lol
Cali is fucking nice, bro. I'm lucky to come from a cultured/affluent family. We stopped at my mom's place in phoenix, then rented a challenger and drove to my mom's place in La Quinta, then left there...and drove to my mom's other place in Laguna...10 minutes from the beach

A little too cold to really enjoy the beach, but perfect time of year to take a bitch out there and take advantage of it being cold "Aww, you forgot to bring a sweater? Come here, babe" Next thing you know, you're getting your dick sucked listening to the waves crash against the shore. It's A1, man. Love this place.
Guido!!! Wtf have you been upto? You've been so fucking quiet and shit lately, that it makes me think you're in your basement wearing somebody's skin and tucking, asking the mirror if you're a pretty girl. Quit being fucking weird, man. Bring your ass down to Dallas. We're going to get you some pussy, some beer, and some UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ music.