You should absolutely not try heroin. Just wrap it up and mail it to me for disposal. That’s what everyone should do from now on. Heck, I’ll even pay for shipping because I’m a nice fucking guy. Please, only send real #4 heroin though because I only know how to properly dispose of that particular substance. Also, please make sure it is not cut, laced, stomped on, slapped, or altered in any way because I’m trying to be environmentally friendly and my disposal techniques require only pure heroin be used. I will suffer for everyone in order to make this a better world for us all. You are welcome.
