ŷ̛͙̮̤̖̪̤̙o̥͚̣ͣ̍̅ͭ̅͛̾ü̜ͮ ̴̙̬̩ͭ͗̂͒̒̐̄c̼͍̗̞̮͔̽ͤ̐̿ͩ̿ͬan͓̟̂͑͑̌̏͋ ̙͓ͦ̑͛d̥̥͖̀̆̔̑̏͡ͅo͔̯̮ͤ̒̅ ͚͇̩̹͖̮͉̈t̞̜̺͉̜̤͇ͤh̫̖͍̳͇̠ͮ̇̎ͨ̍ͤ͊ͅi͉̣ͦs̓͌͊̊͋͠ ̧̥̙͙̓a͇͎ͥͮ͒ͅṭ͚̲̩̫͓ͩ͗͝ ̛̞̯̖͇̗ẖ͔̼̦̫̍̽͊o͍̗̘̤͠ṃ̙̬̮̭̈́̍ͪͬḛ̬̟͑͊͑ͣ̿,̬̯̟̺̻̰̪ ͎̥̮̜̳͗̚̕yͮ̂̊͆͏o̥͓͘u̺̤͎͍̇ͣ̈̒̽ ͍̦̪͙̹̹̲̍ͥͦͥ̔̈́ͪc͉̞̲̭̹̺ͣa̰͕͘n̶̼̞̘͔̜͖͖̄̃̈͊ͧ̍ ̍̽̋̓̓͊b͕̪̙͗ę̭ͨ ̀̎j̩ͤ͐̔̃̐͢u͖̞̫̓͐͝ṥ̋̍ͩ͏͎t̵̟͔̝͕̜ͥ͐ ̬̰̿̎ͥl͈͈̹̄͂ͨ̋̓̚͞i̭͓ͩ̀̀ͮ̽́k̨̥̈̇é̆ͨ̌ ̌̽ͥ͆͂̓̎̀m̱̦͓̯̗͉̮ͩ͢e̥ͭ̔̀̈ͮ.͔̮͉̳͔͂̑ͥ̆̇̄
why you say? welcome to the tl;dr paragraph of my blog, skip to the quotes halfway through for instant gratification you cumdumpster. so about 4 days ago i spilled an ashtray half a can of miller lite on my keyboard and kinda broke it in the way that it would not type anything and just make my computer beep obscenely loud if i tried pressing my keys. all in wall i raged 9/10 for this awsome experience to be bestowed on saveyour (i talk about myself in the third person all the time). so i disconnected it and put it on top of my Hitachi CRT to dry out, for the rest of the day i typed using charmap.exe at ridiculously frustrating warp factor fuck you, quite distinctly mentally-handicapped like mavis beacon teaches typing kindergarden-level-1 like-speeds. anyway back to the ITT: saveyour explains how he makes his l33t location text.
anyway load up charmap.exe & notepad.exe you should be a (start>run>filename.exe) anyway the next thing you need are these:
The characters that lok like letters are really like the small that are in this, spelling New JerseyChars going up: said:
in case you didnt know) hear: "̸̷̣̣̇̇̇̇/̂\̸̬/̥̥͟ᵉ͟ᵚ͢͞ ̸̷͒̇͞/́͘͞ ᵉᵣͬᵶᵋᵉᵞ̇̇̇̇̉". They are aligned/justified however you wanna called it to the top of the line (that's what characters going up/middle/down mean, up=top of line and up, middle=middle of line and bottom=bottom of line and down, huuuuurrr).. anyway, proceed...
Chars staying in the middle: said:
Chars going down: said:
their special ASCII characters that can be made to do some pretty sweet shit when put together with about 15 minutes to dick around. fortunately i did have 15 minutes to dick around, infact i had all day. i was nodding in my Reeses Peanut Butter Cereal, and i know what your saying to yourself right now, Reeses? FOR BREAKFAST? but playing with chapmap characters seemed so much more fun then pecking out stupid reply's to idle AIM conversations so thats why i did. these characters are know on the intarwebs as "zalgo text" because of a faggot /b/ h.p. lovecraft anti-humor style, i guess you could call it, writing? their are also a metric ton of un-funny zalgo comics over at one of my redlight threads,
In case you like things that are not funny, click the NSFW tag too see an atypical zalgo comic strip:
NSFW:
didya diddya dats all folks. i hope you enjoyed wasting your time at saveyour's happy pee pee funtime place of america. good night sweet prince 7/1986 - 6/2009. someone comment on this or add me to your blogs however this crap works, i'm new around these parts
