Illegal immigrants can't claim benefits. It's called No Recourse to Public Funds (NRPF).
Asylum seekers can only claim payments if they can prove they're destitute.
Don't believe what the tabloids claim.
Yeh, I'm well aware of that mate, but I'm mortally wounded that you think I read tabloids!!
I've not read a tabloid since Sam Fox last got her tits out

(though I must admit that the 'Sunday Sport' was fuckin brilliant - the perfect antidote to a sunday morning comedown)
Anyway, I realise that illegal immigrants, asylum seekers, freeloading cunts, whatever you want to call them, are not entitled to 'official' benefits such as UC, HB, CB, PIP and all the other shit.
However, they are given accommodation, food, and pocket money. I'd say that was a fuckin benefit in all but name, wouldn't you?
And this 'No recourse to public funds' is a load of bollocks. Who the fuck is paying for all this shit then? It ain't King chuck, and it ain't bumface Burnham.
No, it's the likes of me and thee and all the other cupid stunts that pay tax in this godforsaken shithole we call 'home'.
No recourse to public funds my fuckin arse!
