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ever blown a good opportunity with a nice girl/guy through too much drugs/alcohol??

She'd have to have been.

Orgasms (guhing or not) don't always equal great sex. Some of the best sex I've had involved no orgasms whatsoever.

The orgasm bit is just relief.
 
SamhainGrim said:
Some of the best sex I've had involved no orgasms whatsoever.
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sex without orgasm is a crime isnt it?? i know when iv had sex and the girl hasnt cum shes screamed shit about "get off me", "who are you", " i said no", "where am i, my head hurts, what happened" and the old classic, "im calling the police" :/
 
SamhainGrim said:
She'd have to have been.

Orgasms (guhing or not) don't always equal great sex. Some of the best sex I've had involved no orgasms whatsoever.

The orgasm bit is just relief.
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Spoken like a true man...

I like cake, love gorging on it but the better is having icing on yer cake - enough said. You fail Sam!
 
Ah, women are different. They don't even give you the keys till they're 'finished', IME. :)

I know some very sexually-selfish women though. More power to them.

How does the wrong end of 'the stick' feel, Kate? <3
 
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TheSpade said:
Her squirting orgasms, loud screaming and begging for more says differently. ;)
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What actually happened:
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i love this thread! two 'MS Paint Horrific Sexual Acts' in one thread!? why was the bint not crying with disappointment though?? 7/10 due to no tears!
 
^ in which case she would be doing what you said she did pretty much regardless of how you fucked her. but i'm sure you were great spade.
 
VAC said:
What were you on to think this was a good idea?!
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Can you hit me up with some...
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Heh heh thats the squirting and moaning explained then, looks like the wrong person ate the viagara be the size of the cock on yer wan.

I love the spare Miro-esque illustraions, but does this not belong in the 'Ever blown the wrong sex after too much to drink' thread.
 
Does it fit in this thread?? Yes, yes it does theres always room for the truth to come out in crappy drawings! :D
 
My only relationship (if you call it that) with a guy was based on drugs. I was 16 and he was 17, and for the time we were together, I think he saw me sober about once. For those four months, we just met up every weekend and went to all the pubs and house parties in town, snorted a few lines of whatever we could find, and got kicked out for getting too physical. We spent most of that relationship in toilet cubicles, but we never had sex. It was probably the best few months of my life, but I knew it wouldn't last.

He broke up with me through text, and has since joined the British Army and fucked off to Afghanistan. I told him to bring me back some gear. =D
 
mant years ago i was chasing an amazing girl for ages,eventually i get her to go on a date to the pictures with me.so far so good. i made the mistake of going round to a mates house for a cup of tea and a spliff first And the fucker spiked my tea with lsd(to be honest i had done this to him before)halfway through the movie she told me she was going for a pee,she never came back,must have slipped out the back entrance! lucky white heather or what?!!!!
 
Does casually dropping Peter Sutcliffe into the conversation within the first three minutes count?
 
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