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Misc DEADLINE APPROACHING - Apply to mod OD Today!

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you didn't answer the question....

Hey, you know how psilycibin is water-soluble..... think it could be micron filtered and IV'd?
 
Hey...I have a good knowledge of the ins and outs of all *3* general subcategories of WMD...does that count in my favour? if those tec-9s don't cut it some time, I could easily be pursuaded to knock up some nitrogen mustard, or sarin...for a price, of course, for a price.
 
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I could easily be pursuaded to knock up some nitrogen mustard, or sarin...for a price, of course, for a price.

i thought cane mentioned that all OD staff, mods and seniors/admin, accept bribes but apparently not. surprise us!
 
Real WMD cooks I normally work with don't solicit openly on forums so I call setup.

Limper's a cop!
 
Surprise you? why of course, I could post you a free sample of anthrax in a letter.

Never had any complaints, at least;)
 
Limp Chick - are you by any chance a sociopath? If so, it would inevitably increase your chances of receiving the position to approximately 100%.
 
Brah, my bro IV'd a whole mushroom one time, it was through one of those giant turkey-baster sized syringes, but he swears it worked.
 
Sociopath? not me.

Would it improve my chances if I ate one of the other mods? create another opening, y'see.

Although I suppose my morals are somewhat different to many other people's, I live by my own morals, not other people's. But that most likely has come from my being different to begin with.

Although in Leo Kanner's day, he published papers on 'autistic sociopathy'. So I guess that counts.

*shiftily attempts to hide the fingers he is gnawing on behind his back*

IVing mushrooms? tell him to try plugging them instead, he might be able to fit more in there than he ever could in a syringe=D
 
sociopath ≠ psychopath.

Most sociopath's aren't out there shooting people up with etorphine prior to hacking them in to pieces. I would like a sociopath mod so that they have absolutely no qualms with doing whatever needs to be done - we like to send the new mods on missions to get drugs and if you don't mind capping a few motherfuckers and robbing cancer patients, you'll be more successful and have a better yield.
 
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lol
 
looks who's come out of the woods...

nice to see you around, sonic:) do you plan on staying long or just bringing your coat in for a clean?

Hey, thanks. I've been posting occasionally. Not specifically just in OD. I guess I'm around for the time being at least.
 
I am well aware that a sociopath and psychopath are two different beasts. It was humor.

I see no need to rob the poor cancer patients, those people have suffered enough already. My proposed alternative would be a sort of dopehead latter-day robin hood. Rob from the pharmacy, take a fair cut, and give back to the community some too, by giving the cancer patients some too.

Whilst it may be expedient to bind, gag and intimidate pharmacy workers, it isn't quite so efficient a use of time to do so to the cancer patients. They have a finite script, for one.

Why net bees, when you could smoke the entire hive for the jackpot of honey? it makes no logistical sense.

Of course if some uppity chemo junkie starts getting leery and tries stopping my getaway, then of course, drawing my sword would be nescessary. But there is no real reason to start killing them if they aren't part of the problem. Besides, you knock off the cancer patients, then the pharmacies will have less reason to keep a large stock of opioids.

Whats the point too, of shooting a victim with etorphine before hacking them to bits? the etorphine would do the job on its own, and allow for far quicker killing. Mass killing if you want to get creative and intriduce it into the airvents of a crowded public building. Worked for the russki special forces with that fentanyl analog dissolved in some sort of fluoroether anaesthetic. Could just as easily be done (in fact far easier) with the intent to kill, than to merely temporarily, harmlessly incapacitate (when talking of hostages, rather than terrorists, whom you shoot while they are out cold, saves the economy a fortune in keeping the fuckers in bed and board for the next remainder of their lifetime)


The difference between a psychopath and a sociopath, I would say, is that the bona fide psycho fuck is often driven by a truly psychotic force, such as paranoid delusions, or a mission from god, etc. And is often quite unable to help themselves, the sociopath on the other hand, simply sees no reason to 'help themselves', or rather, should I say, helps themselves without compunction, without letting others get in their way.

If I ever kill anybody, it won't be because the voices in my head, or the devil made me do it, it will be because somebody crossed me, or somebody remaining alive was decidedly inconvenient. I see little point in hacking somebody to bits and sewing them into the wallpaper. That looks suspicious...accidental deaths do not generally accidentally cement themselves into the foundations of a building, but a heart attack, stroke, suicide...those happen all the time and beg far less loudly to be investigated. If its a cokehead, for instance, then a heart attack was waiting to happen, who would look for say, box jellyfish venom, or batrachotoxin in a cokehead found dead with a needle full of charlie in his/her arm? (the former would be a better bet, as a protein based hot shot would be prone to decomposition in the heat of a GC oven. Junkie? paralytic shellfish poisoning, or a wee bit of some high potency fentanyl derivative in their shot....all around obnoxious person who would be better off alive, but permanently out of the action? ahh well, not like I am going to reveal ALL my creativity:P
 
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Since the down time interrupted our deadline we are extending the application process so if you're interested APPLY NOW, we won't be leaving the process open for too long so don't hesitate! We'll update the OP, and thread title with the deadline date when it's been decided.
 
^ while we do appreciate a good manhandling, we don't want to discourage the feminine folks from offering applications as well =D

We've settled on the deadline being Tuesday at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time.

Feel free to PM us if you have any questions about the role, the application, the ambiguity surrounding many of OD's staff members' sexual orientations, etc.
 
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