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How to smoke a toad

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I should hope people will understand that's a joke, lol

Give Up The Toad Now - Lando Griffin

You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control of your bladder
and your sphincter, that's your bum hole.

'Cos if you use toad, then I'm telling you...
You can kiss your life goodbye.

Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tounge and die

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croke
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee

There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Everytime that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off

Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cos I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids

Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Thanks to you
And just give it up
Give up the toad now (line sung by Brian)
Thanks to you

Give it up
Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh
I'm no fool, Lando's cool
YEAH!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2golE8oQsPQ
 
if u dont want to take the time to post in right forum instead of cluttering up other forums i dont think anybody should answer that

feed it to the toad ,youll feel it when you smoke the toad
 
if u dont want to take the time to post in right forum instead of cluttering up other forums i dont think anybody should answer that

feed it to the toad ,youll feel it when you smoke the toad

Okay, why not just go start a new forum when i can post in this one?
 
Don't you have to be 13 to join a forum without your parents' permission?

Yea. Quick, go ask your parents for permission to join.
And i am not sure if they even let 11 year old's join here. So go ahead and delete your account my friend. :)
 
i've tried 5meodmt, and even my shit smoking technique yielded this "OH FUCK WHAT DID I DO" feeling.
i'd rather not sample it again...itsn ot fun
how old are you OP?
and smoking OC is retarded, eat or snort that shit like errbody else
 
Please kill yourself

to clarify, you're one of these idiots that harm reduction simply passes through. No matter how many idiotic ventures we talk you out of, you will always find a new idiotic thing to do. you might as well just stick a knife in your chest before you OD on some drug and give a worse rep to the drug community than it already has.

To clarify, i am a idiot that harm reduction simply passes through. I will always find a new idiotic thing to do. And do you think there is a better, more painful way for me to kill my self? maybe stabbing my balls and cutting open my stomach?
 
LSDMDMA&9768193 said:
i've tried 5meodmt, and even my shit smoking technique yielded this "OH FUCK WHAT DID I DO" feeling.
i'd rather not sample it again...itsn ot fun
how old are you OP?
and smoking OC is retarded, eat or snort that shit like errbody else

I do usally eat it, im 18.
 
LSDMDMA&9768204 said:
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i figured you were liek 14.....
i'm also 18 so i can say nothing

Well, you ever snorted skin rotting coke?
I read about it the other day on this website.
Well i'm going to sleep, nite
 
that skin rotting shit isnt coke, its krodil=desomorphine, its similar to heron
no, i dont do dope
ive snorted various pharms, MDMA, ketamine and 2CE
never any dope or coke, not yet at least
 
^ He's talking about cocaine that was tainted with a medicine intended for sheep, cattle, and some other animals. It causes necrosis of the skin, mostly in the face and nostril area, exactly where people get it when they're insufflating it.

Even 18-year-olds in a mental asylum have better spelling and grammar. No way this kid is older than 14. Probably 13 or younger though.
 
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