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Random MSN Gibberings LXI: "The Gringo that every girl wants"

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"Morning" :|
Need to stay awake all tonight and all tomorrow - See my doc and such. Tell her about the drinking. Bleh!
Hope everyone else is cool <3
 
You're wrong on both counts.
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Is ten times more respectable and tasty than the Jacks of the Frosty variety.

Anyway how can I be WRONG on a matter of opinion?


Morning monsta. Your mornings have been really late lately, hope things are not too bad. Look after yourself. I find having regular trips to the doc actually helps me a lot, I have gone downhill a lot more since I stopped seing my doc every fortnight.
 
Evening all. Hope everyone is fine and well.

Spent most of the night up with my IBS and snoozing on and off all day.

Pain doesn't seem as bad just now so, woo hoo. The other half got diagnosed with Helicobacter pylori today. Knew he had it anyway from a previous diagnosis. Now he's got all these pills to take. Mwahh ha ha ha, welcome to my world.



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my mother just caught me masturbating, so embarrasing lol.
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HA HA HA! Been there dude. Sorry pal, that's the best laugh I've had all day.

Perhaps she'll learn to knock first eh.......
 
Sadie said:
The other half got diagnosed with Helicobacter pylori today.
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Interesting, well not really, just we test about 50 poos a day at work for H.Pylori and don't get too many positives.

bignbrown said:
my mother just caught me masturbating, so embarrasing lol.
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HYAHAHA, never managed to find myself in that situation luckily, even through my marathon stim masturbation session, must be pretty embarrasing though. At least she didn't catch the cumshot, lol, or did she?
 
Odd, He only gave bloods.


I was meant to give a stool sample because of my increased and sudden intense IBS pains as well as my gastroenteritis. Never did though.
 
Semen, blood and poo. All within 5 posts of eachother. EADD has it all.
 
bignbrown said:
my mother just caught me masturbating, so embarrasing lol.
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aww raging man, never gotten caught myself thank fuck, gotta get the timing right when living with the 'rents, but ive had my mum walk in whilest my ex girl was in bed and my head was 'down south' ;) =D
all i heard was 'ohh' then the door quickly closing, i couldnt stop laughing when i realised what had happened whilest my gf was quite 8o :o
 
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