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You might be a stoner if...

you kno you are a stoner when you cant keep yourself away from that one more hit. like your high as fuck and that voice is like you want the hit so bad and fuck now im bout to ake that hit
 
Whenever I'm really stoned and taking a shower, I always hear singing. I've become to expect it and often home for particular songs. This sounds kinda crazy, but it's true. Maybe I should be bringing this to TDS instead of the "you know you're a stoner if..." thread ;)
 
purple_cloud said:
Whenever I'm really stoned and taking a shower, I always hear singing. I've become to expect it and often home for particular songs. This sounds kinda crazy, but it's true. Maybe I should be bringing this to TDS instead of the "you know you're a stoner if..." thread ;)
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taking showers stoned is the best!! sometimes i dont even need to shower, but I do anyways because im high
 
whataboutheforests said:
taking showers stoned is the best!! sometimes i dont even need to shower, but I do anyways because im high
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Me too, plus I actually like showering so a high shower is an excuse for a once a day shower, always (sometimes 2x a day in the summer, sometimes skipping a day in the dead of winter) especially since my hair is getting longer now but not for donation again just yet.


Okay, you might be a stoner if at 3am you decide to make sugar cookies from scratch because you have all the ingredients, are broke, and too fucked on other things to drive to the store. :)
 
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-you'd rather take a bong rip than eat breakfast.
-you like the movie Bio-Dome.
-you eat an extra meal every night around 2:30am.
 
ha

GuiltySpark said:
These lists are usually funnier when they're true for the most part. Maybe a really new smoker would get high enough to expect a stop sign to turn green, but the term 'stoner' usually applies to people with lots of weed smoking experience. First time hitting the bong pillthrill?
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haha forreal pillthrill I hate people who even use the word stoner. Like losers walking around with big pot leaves on their shirt. its like you are a tool. stop trying to make people think you're cool i've smoked more in the last ten minutes than you've smoked this month haha. but ppl who are real don't need to talk about it.. you know whats good a real "stoner" (god i hate that word) doesn't need to say shit
 
When the mosquitoes pouring in bother the hell out of you but decide against closing the window since it's on the other side of the room and you'd have to get up. Instead you go to BL and post in this thread.
 
You might be a stoner if...

You've laughed for 2 hours straight while watching the Julia Child Cooking Show.
 
You might be a stoner if...

All you carry with you is a wallet, lighter, visine, and a bag of funions.
 
You might be a stoner if you can think of a thousand funny things to post in this thread until you finally get to a computer and then you can't remember one of them.
 
You might be a stoner if you only realize you've been staring at a white wall only after 10 whole minutes go by....
 
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