they know you're trippin balls when....

[rollinlikeabigshot]

Went into a gas station on 2g of shrooms to get cigs one time, it was only like an 1/8th mi so i walked. I knew it was going to be bad once i stepped outside and it had just got done storming so the sky was crazy purple and orange so i proceeded to gawk in amazement at the sky and not really paying attention to where i was going but i managed. Go inside get to the counter and i had forgotten what i was there for. I stood by the counter for about 2min then it finally hit me. CIGARETTES!!!!!

As if that wasnt bad enough i had attempted to pay with cash and some change......counting does not work more me when im trippin and i knew the girl who was working so it wasnt all that bad. She got a damn good kick out of it as did the other people in there.

 

[StrutterGear]

Not really psyschedelic forum calibre but when I was high strung fucked on MDMA and mephedrone me and my friend decide to go for a walk. We go to the shop, I am gurning my face off, and ask for 40 lambert and butler. It's a night pay kiosk, he puts my change in the little slidey thing, and I cannot work my hands to get the change out. I'm there for what feels like FOREVER trying to get my change out. There's a fairly big queue developing behind me, so my friend walks over and grabs it all for me and we leave. Everyone shooting me the weirdest looks, and I live in a rough part of London. Fun fun.

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

Not really psyschedelic forum calibre but when I was high strung fucked on MDMA and mephedrone me and my friend decide to go for a walk. We go to the shop, I am gurning my face off, and ask for 40 lambert and butler. It's a night pay kiosk, he puts my change in the little slidey thing, and I cannot work my hands to get the change out. I'm there for what feels like FOREVER trying to get my change out. There's a fairly big queue developing behind me, so my friend walks over and grabs it all for me and we leave. Everyone shooting me the weirdest looks, and I live in a rough part of London. Fun fun.

If were talkin rollin' i recently had an adventure in LAX while waiting for my flight. Typical talk to everyone, extremely smiley, saucerd out eyes. Yeah it was interesting, especially take-off

 

[Bkhaze]

..When your friends ask if everything is alright because you just jumped up in your car seat extremely fast after realizing you are actually sitting in your friends car, and not in an eternal spinning tunnel.

 

[2112acid]

Lol tripping balls or just a dirty stupid hobo with nothing better to do than to cool off in the mud and make tribal signs on their face... I know im trippin when I see the first visual and laugh hysterically, exp: my carpet began to move like an animal my first shroom, and i couldnt stop laughing either because I was so happy i was trippin or because i was trippin... if that makes any sense lmao.

I know exactly what you mean, it usually sneaks up on me too, but i allways get the stupidest grin on my face streaching from ear to ear, and i know that i look like a dumbass but at that point i could care less, i am the happiest person in the world.

 

[Heliotrope]

..When your friends ask if everything is alright because you just jumped up in your car seat extremely fast after realizing you are actually sitting in your friends car, and not in an eternal spinning tunnel.

So truee! Last year I was on 2 tabs of acid in a theme park and I was on a roller coaster ride and I'd somehow managed to convince myself that I was bird soaring through the sky.It was such a beautiful feeling... until we came to a stop and suddenly I wasn't flying anymore. After a few seconds I realized that I wasn't a bird anymore. I was so sad that I started bawling my eyes out right in front of the few dozen people waiting to get on the ride (judging by the looks on their faces they knew i was trippin pretty hard LOL) . It was like someone had flipped a switch in my head, and all of a sudden I was me again. My friends had to help me off the ride but once I managed to calm down the rest of the day was amazing.

I love getting lost in an acid trance and then getting the shit kicked out of me by reality. Helps me truly appreciate what I experience while on psychedelics. :D

 

[Splitz]

I can't smoke too much weed without having some lovely beer to wash it down with, especially in summer. But if I'm really stoned I'll take forever working out the prices. This gets complicated when I have to buy for other people too.

Pick up a case, put it down. Pick up a bunch 4 packs and put them down. Realise I won't be able to carry them anywhere. Get a basket. Forget the calculations of price. Pick up a case. Put it down. Pick up a bunch of cans, say 'fuck it' and walk off. Realise I have enough money for another 4 pack because there's a special offer on. walk back. Pick up another 4 pack. etc... have funny conversation with Cedric, the lovely Nigerian bloke on the counter. I fealt like I earned that bloody beer after that.

Only time I've tripped in shops I've been lucky to either have everything I want already (preperation is key!) or got someone else who's more 'with it' to pay.

Edit: oh, if anyone likes Michael McIntyre, he said once he needed a gerry can when he ran out of petrol. Forgetting what it was called and desperately trying to recall it, the best he could come up with was 'petrol suitcase'. I could just see this easily happening if one were off their tits.