Kids are smoking Smarties and pixy styx to get a fix...

[wishfulthinking]

so thats what the kids are doing these days.. damn

 

[The Network]

denatured pixie sticks anyone? :D

 

[danceofdays]

I read this whole fucking thread and didn't clue into the fact that American Smarties = Canadian Rockets. I was picturing kids smoking this shit:

My friend and I did lines of crushed-up Rockets in the school bathroom when we were kids, thinking we were rock stars or something. By Rockets I of course mean:

 

[StaySedated]

Now we wait for candy to be scheduled.

 

[chitown rollin]

Fuck this principal. Freebasing smarties is just a part of growing up. A rite of passage. Anyone who doesn't freebase smarties just hasn't lived.

On the real, we used to dare kids to snort pixie sticks in middle school. Just harmless fun that didn't lead to any real drug use later... oh wait.... Nevermind we all ended up fucked up as shit.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff in the 70's

I love The Simpsons.

 

[Lady Codone]

I saw kids eat paper and glue, huff Rubber Cement and sniff markers in grade school. Me? I once tried smoking rolled up notebook paper, which burned like a sum'bitch. You live and learn.

 

[PendulumAM]

Let's blame Rap Music. Yeah. That's the ticket! :D

I blame lil wayne and his lollipop songs

everyone knows if you plug a lollipop it feels like a combination of heroin and jenkem
and Shake your Laffy Taffy? clearly a song glorifying IV taffy abuse


I have an annuity but I need cash now

 

[egor]

This just doesn't lose its humor

 

[DrapedUpDopedOut]

I read this whole fucking thread and didn't clue into the fact that American Smarties = Canadian Rockets. I was picturing kids smoking this shit:

My friend and I did lines of crushed-up Rockets in the school bathroom when we were kids, thinking we were rock stars or something. By Rockets I of course mean:

Lol, that's funny you were completely mislead the whole time. Didn't realized they marketed things like that under different names in different countries. Must be a different copy-cat manufacturer?

 

[InvisibleEye]

it would have made for a much better story if they were plugging the smarties. ahh the sweet smell of a smarty farty

HAAAHAAAAAA!!!! Made my day. Many thanks :D

 

[Monkeybizness]

because the future is full of crackheadsss

 

[Treefa]

Yo my school used to be bad on the shit....
You couldnt find a bathroom without someone in there Shooting up their smarties with syringes made of mechanical pencils.
And the lines at the Pixadone clinics in the mornings...Youd be lucky if you got to your Pix fix before the nurse ran out
But really tho? REALLY mr. high-n-mighty principal??? LOL