-
🇬🇧 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
European & African
Drug Discussion
Welcome Guest!
Posting Rules Bluelight Rules -
EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari
Random MSN Gibberings LVIII - Junkies use candles...
- Thread starter TheSpade
- Start date
- Status
th3 s1aught3r
Bluelighter
Yeah I have no benzos either, and the weed has run out. I might be hitting the bottle tonight myself
They don't stock white GFJ as far as I know, unfortunately.
They've also jacked up the price of a four-pack of McEwans Export from £3.50 to £5.09. In the space of a few days.
Nobody will drink McEwans for that price...
monstanoodle
Bluelight Crew
Maybe you passed it on to me when we made sweet love last night?
And yes! Stop that Spesh Brew Breakie! Or I'll come round there and bottle you with some J2O
BnB - Some stock it, some don't. Have a look around. And yes it's White Grapefruit with the most enzyme inhibiting bizniz (... I think...).
Getting a fresh Grapefruit is best though.
Maybe you passed it on to me when we made sweet love last night?
Shhhh! :D
Your most itchy surprise is yet to come...
Well pissed off that you beat me to the STD angle too!
EDIT: Oh aye - check that post number!
monstanoodle
Bluelight Crew
Hahahaha! Yer jus too slow mate And an itchy surprise? I shall look fwd to it :D
Anyhoo - Food then Booooooze! T'raaah yuh shitters
~
perfect haze
Bluelighter
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
monstanoodle
Bluelight Crew
Aww.... Can't I have both? 
Well, chances are I've got the worst strain of tramp chlamydia. So you're welcome to some of that.
I'm afraid there's no HIV forthcoming, but I could always get some off a mate.
Actually that's pretty wrong as I do have a mate with HIV. She'd approve though.
I'm afraid there's no HIV forthcoming, but I could always get some off a mate.
Actually that's pretty wrong as I do have a mate with HIV. She'd approve though.
MillhouseFarted
Ex-Bluelighter
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2842819.stm - Nothing about how his doctor used to shoot him up with crank just before he gave a speech though.
Also, Al Capone died of syphilis.
Also, Al Capone died of syphilis.
perfect haze
Bluelighter
I'm pretty sure he was just a little cunt.
MillhouseFarted
Ex-Bluelighter
Why is it nobody wants to talk about all the good things Hitler did?
Six million Jews dead in the gas chambers. That’s all anybody wants to talk about. You’d think that’s all Hitler ever did.
Now, I’m not one of those crackpots who says the Holocaust never happened. But let’s put things in perspective. Let’s look at the big picture. Let’s look at all the lives Hitler saved.
That’s right, saved.
You want to know who the real heroes of the Third Reich were? They weren’t people like Goering or Goebels or Eichmann. Phw! They were thugs. Or worse, bureaucrats.
No, I’m talking about the true visionaries of the Reich: The scientists! People like Franz Muller, Eberhard Schairer, Erich Schoniger. Now those are your heroes. Those are the names you should remember. But you don’t do you? Shame on you. Shame.
They were the first scientists to establish a link between smoking and lung cancer. (Muller ran the first controlled epidemiological study in 1939; Schairer and Schoniger confirmed his results in 1943.) That’s right: The goose-stepping Nazis were the ones who first determined that smoking was hazardous to your health.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
It was Hitler who banned smoking on buses and trains. Who refused to issue ration coupons for tobacco to pregnant women. It was Hitler who cracked down on tobacco advertising and decreed that tobacco advertising could not portray smoking as a glamorous, masculine pastime. The Nazis specifically forbid cigarette ads that associated smoking with sports – or auto racing. Hitler called these measures "the beginning of the end" of the vice that fouled the lungs and sapped the moral character of the master race.
So think about it: Who really won World War II? I’ll tell you who won: The smokers won World War II.
And because of that, think of how many more people were condemned to die.
Six million Jews dead in the gas chambers. That’s all anybody wants to talk about. You’d think that’s all Hitler ever did.
Now, I’m not one of those crackpots who says the Holocaust never happened. But let’s put things in perspective. Let’s look at the big picture. Let’s look at all the lives Hitler saved.
That’s right, saved.
You want to know who the real heroes of the Third Reich were? They weren’t people like Goering or Goebels or Eichmann. Phw! They were thugs. Or worse, bureaucrats.
No, I’m talking about the true visionaries of the Reich: The scientists! People like Franz Muller, Eberhard Schairer, Erich Schoniger. Now those are your heroes. Those are the names you should remember. But you don’t do you? Shame on you. Shame.
They were the first scientists to establish a link between smoking and lung cancer. (Muller ran the first controlled epidemiological study in 1939; Schairer and Schoniger confirmed his results in 1943.) That’s right: The goose-stepping Nazis were the ones who first determined that smoking was hazardous to your health.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
It was Hitler who banned smoking on buses and trains. Who refused to issue ration coupons for tobacco to pregnant women. It was Hitler who cracked down on tobacco advertising and decreed that tobacco advertising could not portray smoking as a glamorous, masculine pastime. The Nazis specifically forbid cigarette ads that associated smoking with sports – or auto racing. Hitler called these measures "the beginning of the end" of the vice that fouled the lungs and sapped the moral character of the master race.
So think about it: Who really won World War II? I’ll tell you who won: The smokers won World War II.
And because of that, think of how many more people were condemned to die.
perfect haze
Bluelighter
Nah, hitler was a cunt. Now I know he was anti-smoking I think he's even more of a cunt.
MillhouseFarted
Ex-Bluelighter
Ha, it's a cut and paste from a website before anyone thinks I'm a skinhead.
smackcraft
Bluelighter
i wonder if the world war was started by a fault in translation
we thought he was saying burn the jews when he was actually saying burn the fags lol
we thought he was saying burn the jews when he was actually saying burn the fags lol
- Status