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What Do You Think Of When You Jack Or Jill Off???

LO-fucking-L! Funniest shit ever. Bonus points if you really do.

I have trouble jacking off thinking of anything anymore cuz I'm lonely and can't get it up easily. But also my Lyrica/Neurontin cause anorgasmia, so I have an issue there.

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the thing that always gets me going is ripping a womens blouse off revealing her firm natural breasts. then sliding her pants off, i then let her rip off my shirt exposing my bare chest. then i let her take my trousers off, revealing my bulging pants. i then ride her dress up to her waist, exposing her bush. she then whips my bulging pants off, to reveal my rock hard cock. i then stick it up her moist pussy, and bang her hard. until she moans and screams out. seems to work for me.
 
In terms of the ultimate sexual/conceptual target, I remember masturbating while tripping and envisioning something akin to fucking an octopus's anus -- the idea of this point where innumerable limbs had their apex of ultimate termination, sensitivity, and sensuality -- their deepest, warmest, most moist, most guarded, pit. No, that's not what I normally jack off to, but it's, weirdly, representative of the compounding and amplifying of sexual imagery and sensation I'm accustom to.
 
all kinds of things! ancient roman orgies! guns! foreign girls of variable ages who have honey flavoured skin, fucking in the snow, ballerinas, sex on drugs, certain things i've read in books, romantic encounters with complete strangers, strippers, boys on skateboards, boys on bikes!, blowing lines of coke off someone's stomach, watching a couple from a secret spot, on and on. i think about a lot of things all at the same time, and not all of it is 'erotic'.
^Awesome.

I think about eating pussy.
 
In terms of the ultimate sexual/conceptual target, I remember masturbating while tripping and envisioning something akin to fucking an octopus's anus -- the idea of this point where innumerable limbs had their apex of ultimate termination, sensitivity, and sensuality -- their deepest, warmest, most moist, most guarded, pit. No, that's not what I normally jack off to, but it's, weirdly, representative of the compounding and amplifying of sexual imagery and sensation I'm accustom to.

Nice. I've had a few of these trips myself. So confusing, yet so accurate.
 
I usually touch myself when thinking of a few of the people I'm currently seeing, for a while now... but I used to jack it to porn a lot... predominantly chick-with-a-dick porn as well as (proper) lesbian porn & women getting fucked by black guys...

The shemale thing is definitely an unfulfilled fantasy, the rest is just real hot!! <3 But I'm currently really enjoying using my imagination...
 
Extremely hot women bringing me gifts of pure cocaine and hydromorphone to get a proper sex and drugs orgy going. That along with proper kinky sex.
 
Intense foreplay and bondage. :) I used to imagine grudge-fucking my ex but.. lol. Not anymore, really.
 
DNA, last time I saw you on tiny chat, you were very beautiful. I imagine you have your share of admirerers, wanted or unwanted! ;-) At any rate, I'm glad you enjoy some of the same erotica I do... it always makes me feel a bit more secure when people I respect share some of my proclivities.
 
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