dear sir / madam,
i would hereby like to submit my application for the above mentioned position.
i will now address the selection criteria:
1: How do you feel about the site?
i feel that it looks a little dirty in the top right hand corner. oh wait, that's just my screen.
2: Do you have the time to spare?
well, no. i have been on here maybe 4 times in the past 12 months. but when i do have the time spare to be on here, i promise to give it at least 75% of my attention.
3: Are there things coming up that would hamper your dedication to the position?
graduating from the glen waverly police academy in october
4: Do you venture outside of just Aus Social?
yes. i go to
www.inthemix.com.au.
5: Please tell us a little bit about yourself and how you feel you would make a good addition to the Aus Social Mod Team.
i'm currently re-shaping my behaviour to mirror that of charlie sheen & colonel gadaffi. i believe that my winning attitude and ample access to middle eastern oil & weaponry will only benefit the aus social mod team by providing riches and also helping to rule with an iron fist.
i trust that the above answers your criteria and i look forward to hearing your reply.
yours faithfully,
muzby