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Creeky Beds and other minor annoyances!!

Ha i get a laugh outta creeky beds :D . Me and my ex lived upstairs from someone and that bed sometimes made a fuck of alot of noise. Granted it would be embarrassing if you where at a relatives place.

I dunno turn up the music? Thats what i always did.
 
Me personally don't give a toss if people know when I'm having sex me and my brothers used to give who ever it was a beer after and congrats them no shame in my family aye, but I hate creeky things the noise just drives me nuts
 
citizen cained said:
i i did was around a female friends house all her family were in and i just met them, we all went to bed and we started fucking and i was going really slow and being quiet.. basically it was awful sex on my part purely because i was scared someone would hear (i find it disrespectful that i am fucking her dads daughter in the next room when i just met him) however when no one is in / around i pull out all the stops and the sex can be as loud as i make her ;) (although saying that i have fucked when there is a high possibility of being caught: outside, in a car etc)
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HAHAHA

I feel the EXACT same way!! It's like you walk in the house and see her dad "Hi Mr. Johnson, nice to finally meet you" all the while your girls pulling your arm towards her room and you just CANNOT get her dad out of your mind while her ass is up and her heads face down in a pillow with him right next door and you KNOW he knows. ahhh sooo awkward.

I have really bad ADD during sex, is anyone else like that? It's like any tiny thing will get me thinking about that during sex and totally zoning out!! ugh.
 
Our bed squeaks but to be honest I dont ever pay attention because I'm so into it.
 
pofacedhoe said:
exapand on that (to keep the foam vein going...)
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Haha I call it the silencer, the roomies sure appreciate it. It is a little different at first, takes a bit of practice to get the motion down, not as much spring back as a regular bed. I get a much better sleep on it as well.
 
Fine at my house but the sharehouse my girlfriend lives in with her unifriends is the worse culprit of being squeeky. even just sleeping some nights im tempted to just pack up and sleep on the couch. It's like made out of an MDF frame and built into the wall. It looks good but thats about it.
 
Tr1p said:
AHH I HATE CREEKY BEDS!!!

They KILL the mood during sex. If you have roommates or parents or kids in the same proximity yo know how annoying it is to be bangin and the every second its just like "creek creek creeeeeeek".

It's soo embarassing and it's all I can think about the whole time and it kills the mood. Sure you can blast music, but then you just seem like a bigger asshole for pumpin lil wayne at 2am for 20 mins, then another 20min blast of music at 2:45 ugh...

Anyone have this problem? Other minor things that KILL the mood?
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yeah i've got a creeky bed, the minute you sit on it it makes a loud noise. i also have a head board that bangs against the wall. so you can imagine the noise if your lucky enough to be banging a chic in there. enough noise to wake the dead. not to mention the noise if she's a moaner or a screamer.
 
Its cramp that annoys me 'mid pump'! If im nealt down behind agirl shagging her theres a high chance ill get cramp also if im getting sucked off, and cramp int one of things u can just stop! Sat naked on the edge of the bed with a raging hard on, clutching my leg and wincing like a little girl aint a good.look! :-/
 
If it's in your calf, you can get rid of it by pulling your toes towards you. Mans dealt with wanker's cramp nuff times.
 
My right knee pops when I am on top. It doesn't hurt but I find it distracting.
Before someone starts with the old jokes, it started in my 20's.
 
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