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Guys, what do you ejaculate into?

though not directly addressing the purpose of this thread:

I always find it entertaining to predict how far I'm going to ejaculate. For instance: if I haven't jerked it for 3 days, I typically have to aim to the side of my belly-button, otherwise I'll have a nice pool of swimmers. A full week, and I have to make sure I have some toilet paper handy, as I'll likely end up with a face-full of surprise.

Lately I've been attempting to spray a wide swath across the entire torso-- it's harder than you think...
 
I'm a sock fucker.

I masturbate 2-3 times daily. I started when I was 8. I started off cumming into my covers but after a year, it felt like corn starched fabric and my sister wanted to borrow them once, and I didn't have a choice so all night long, she slept in my cum covered covers and I felt hideous about this. After that, I would use milk jugs and toilet paper. After a while, I found socks were the easiest thing for me. No mess...

Socks have been my poison for the past... 15 years? That is, if I'm not getting pussy, which only happens like once a month unless she is sleeping :)
 
^ hahaha, awesome.

I enjoy a good sock, but only when I can't be bothered to make my way to bathroom to grab some toilet paper. For me, a crusty sock is far less practical than something I can flush down the toilet and be rid of forever, with no mess. I think I did start jizzing on my bedding when I first started masturbating (around the age of 11, which I thought was early at the time), but quickly gave that up when I realize the convenience of TP.
 
In my girlfriend's mouth, pussy or arse.

When I am by myself usually a towel.

i don't know if some of you guys are joking or not but some of this shit is vile. Who the fuck blows all over their wall? thats just filthy? And lol at the people who blow into cigerette cartons and snickers wrappers.
 
Eh, I feel a bit like a jerk by saying this, but generally inside my gf without protection. She loves it, or so it seems. She's on BC, and we are completely monogamous. I'm telling you, nothing beats busting a nut inside your significant other without protection. When you both cum at the same time, that's basically the height of intimacy.
 
Anything I can reach within a moment's notice: a paper towel, a beer can, a sock, a Fifi, a plastic bag, a girl, the floor.
 
Apostacious said:
Eh, I feel a bit like a jerk by saying this, but generally inside my gf without protection. She loves it, or so it seems. She's on BC, and we are completely monogamous. I'm telling you, nothing beats busting a nut inside your significant other without protection. When you both cum at the same time, that's basically the height of intimacy.
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seconded.

except i will not go near a vagina
 
depends...could be toilet paper, sheets, toilet, shower, stomach (mine or hers), or just on the floor, if im living somewhere with carpet
 
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