Whipped Dream
Bluelighter
LOL. Funny shit.
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LOL. Funny shit.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
i'm thinking i should have been more detailed with my application.
although if i went into too much detail with some of my experiences and life i highly doubt i'd get the position. i've done some weird shit...
although if i went into too much detail with some of my experiences and life i highly doubt i'd get the position. i've done some weird shit...
NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
That may not be a bad thing, considering Cane's apparently obsessed with midget BDSM, unless what you did was even weirder...
StaySedated
Bluelighter
oh what i've done has been even weirder.
ecstasy, quaaludes, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of lotion, flavored oils, a hot chick, some peanut butter, and her dog...
NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
^I was liking what I heard until I read "and her dog..."
K'd-OUT-in-AZ
Bluelighter
Cane already knows I'm fucked up as all hell. I filled out my application on high doses of amphetamine. I forgot what I said but I know I told him some of the fucked up shit I was in. At first I typed in too many characters that I couldn't send the message so I had to do a directors cut.
What is wrong with fucked up. If your fucked up don't keep it in. Let it out whenever you get the chance.
What is wrong with fucked up. If your fucked up don't keep it in. Let it out whenever you get the chance.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
^I was liking what I heard until I read "and her dog..."
my experiences get even weirder...
shall i go on?
K'd-OUT-in-AZ
Bluelighter
But maybe I should have controlled it a little better on my application. But I mean, I'm on a 2 day binge of over 350mg of Adderall so of course I'm going to say everything. When your crazy amphetamines don't really help control you.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
even if i'm fucked up, some of the stuff i've done is best kept to myself.
NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
@ StaySedated
yes
@ K'ed-OUT
I think being on amphetamines would help one wave the mod stick even better, no holds barred!
K'd-OUT-in-AZ
Bluelighter
Ever want somebody to force your face to be rubbed into some other guys cum after fucking your girlfriend?
NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
Not particularly.
But it does go with the whole "no holds barred" concept, so I approve nonetheless!
But it does go with the whole "no holds barred" concept, so I approve nonetheless!
StaySedated
Bluelighter
~ had sex with my cousin(hey, she's hot and we were wasted)
~ went to an orgy were we all did datura
~ had kinky sex with my friend's mom in high school
~ while drunk i exposed myself to a polar bear at the San Diego Zoo
NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
First cousin or second cousin?
haha, I remember that thread...
+1
a friend of mine ate a strip of acid and went to the D.C. zoo and started yelling at the polar bears (might have been pandas now that I think about it) for not paying taxes
quite good.
StaySedated
Bluelighter
dude i ate a chick out and made her cum, whiped her cum mixed with peanut butter on my dick and had her golden retriever lick it off.
then i went on to fuck her in the ass, doggystyle, while her dog watched.
keep in mind i was under the influence.
NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
I actually did LOL when I read "doggystyle"
As prospective mods, you, me and K'd-OUT have managed to take this thread wayyy off topic.
...and I love it
StaySedated
Bluelighter
considering how we completely turned this innocent thread into a perverted recollection of past experiences do you really think we'd make good mods?
Cane2theLeft
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Thank you to all who have disqualified themselves in this thread.
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NeighborhoodThreat
Bluelight Crew
I think we would make great mods, we've all got a sense of humor (humour), we're quick on the "Quick Reply" button trigger, and I think we're in different enough time zones/sleep and wake (amphetamine) cycles to have decent 24 hour coverage.
EAST COAST FO LYFE SON, reppin' my 804 hood
sorry, had to throw that in
Cane, you weren't supposed to read past page one, it was a SECRET THREAD
EAST COAST FO LYFE SON, reppin' my 804 hood
sorry, had to throw that in
Cane, you weren't supposed to read past page one, it was a SECRET THREAD
Whipped Dream
Bluelighter
LOL, my Lord!!! This thread is gold...do continue fellas!
Granted I've done some weird shit too, but I'm a tad more discreet. Some adderall could change that though...
Granted I've done some weird shit too, but I'm a tad more discreet. Some adderall could change that though...
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