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I'm quicker on the draw than lefty :D

No matter who you send it to on the list, it'll get posted in the appropriate area but right now lefty is passed out from wine and valium and its 3:40am in his neck of the woods (really, the guy lives in the wild).

The pay is free access to our drug bowl and unlimited (mostly midget) porn... once you see the ladies on staff though and the type of freaky shit they'll let you do, you won't even care that its a volunteer position.
 
Cane2theLeft said:
The pay is free access to our drug bowl and unlimited (mostly midget) porn... once you see the ladies on staff though and the type of freaky shit they'll let you do, you won't even care that its a volunteer position.
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StaySedated said:
is there any girl on girl midget porn?
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*sigh* The things you old man Smods do to recruit members to your team...even if the position doesn't pay, I hope my participation in the girl on girl midget porn at least gets me my own drug bowl.
 
^the bowl itself is actually the size of a hot tub and there certainly is a barbiturate section. Usually there are people passed out near that one exposing themselves. Personally, I stay away.

purple_cloud said:
You're gonna have to find me another girl midget then :D
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Shouldn't be a problem, I have a few locked up in my basement.
 
so there is girl on girl midget porn?
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i also read something about a drug bowl, is there by any chance Seconal or quaaludes in the drug bowl?
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StaySedated's priorities are right where they should be :)


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^the bowl itself is actually the size of a hot tub and there certainly is a barbiturate section. Usually there are people passed out near that one exposing themselves. Personally, I stay away.
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How large is the opiate section and are there psych drugs from the 1950s and 1960s (I'm talking Dexamyl and the various other versions of this) =D
 
I am a shoe in for modship. :)

You guys please don't vote too much for me. I don't want it to be obvious.
 
Don't let cane get you excited about the drug bowl, they tell you it's going to be great but when you get there it turns out that lefty's done all the good stuff and there's only Seroquel and Benadryl left.
 
(yerg actually thinks the 'shitty leftover bowl' is the drug bowl... no one gave him a key to real room its in)

Lefty does tend to drive head first into the bowl and not come out until he's dragged out by our team of midget EMT's (it takes 5 of them) but we do have "Special Order Saturdays" where we get any drug you desire sent in.

The drug bowl doesn't actually have opioids but we have a lady named Maria 2 Shots who walks around with a sandwich cart full of opioids, gear, bibs (for drooling) and of course the naloxone nasal spray.
 
Maria needs to stop by OD today, I'm jonesing something awful.

edit - I'm also available to consult on any midget porn submissions
 
Cane, you don't have an opiate selection? Well don't worry, when you hire me I'll bring them. Got OxyContin and Percocet and Suboxone. Well enough. I'm sure you guys don't have Ketamine either. Well, don't worry. There will be a selection soon.

The 150mg of d/l amphetamine I just took must have gotten a hold of me these last couple days with no sleep. Total of amphetamine abused so far...who knows, too tweeked to tell. I have so much to do but keep posting on here. So much to do. So Cane2Left...hope I've entertained you with my application. I always take it to the next level. I'll bother you later again when it gets closer. Or you could just hit me back up again to talk about life and emotions. Dishwashers.
 
^After reading that application I can't decide whether to hire you or institutionalize you. fuck
 
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