BDD moderators needed - last day to apply!

[Cane2theLeft]

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to get new moderators, we create a thread!

Anyone interested in becoming a new BDD moderator, send in an application to myself (Cane2theLeft) and leftwing.

In your app include -

• why you're interested
• why you believe you'll be a good fit
• any relevant experience/education
• how much time you can dedicate to the position
• what type of midget porn you prefer
• any other relevant information about you

Right now we'll be keeping the applications process open until March 18th but depending on interest, we may extend this deadline.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact myself or any of the staff mentioned above.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Application sent!

*Midget porn preference withheld, I hope it doesn't affect my application too much

 

[deaf eye]

my brother just came home from amsterdam
he was talking about the redlight district,
i was like did they have any midget prostitutes ?

he stammered for a bit and was like i think you gotta go to a brothel or some special place for shit like that

 

[Cane2theLeft]

BL employs such a high percentage of the world's midget prostitutes for our staff that there is a veritable shortage everywhere else.

 

[Jabberwocky]

for those into BDSM we've got cane as well

 

[delta_9]

Good luck to all applicants.
I'm anxious to see the results. :D

 

[K'd-OUT-in-AZ]

I guess I'll apply. You guys hired me once under my old SN for ONE day and then you told me someone else gave you a BJ for the position. I was excited for that one day goddamnit! Tore my dreams apart.

Is it all right if we send applications while under the influence?

 

[Cane2theLeft]

^its mandatory.

 

[purple_cloud]

^its mandatory.

Yep, I know my app was

And, I apologize for a poor midget porn reference, but at only 5'2" tall, midgets just aren't nearly as short to me and thus not nearly as amusing.

 

[Jabberwocky]

^you're one of the midgets, perhaps that's why

and yes, it's mandatory to post you application whilst under the influence of a plethora of drugs.

 

[debaser]

Good luck to all applicants.

Yeah, good luck to all lubricants.

 

[Jabberwocky]

raw dog or nothing at all, brother.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Damn, I was only under the influence of two drugs when I sent my application in, will that disqualify me?

 

[debaser]

^ Name the drugs, please.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Buprenorphine, dextroamphetamine, ethanol and lorazepam.

okay, so four drugs, not two.

 

[Whipped Dream]

What's the pay like?


I think I'm too drug naiive to officially apply...but I'll back up my buddies K'd-Out-in-Az, and NeighborhoodThreat. They'd be good at it IMO.

 

[StaySedated]

well i applied, i've pretty much tried everything there is to try so i should be a good fit.

 

[Cane2theLeft]

^applied where? I didn't get anything.

 

[StaySedated]

^applied where? I didn't get anything.

oh i sent it to Leftwing, should i have sent it to you?

i'll sent it to you as well.

 

[K'd-OUT-in-AZ]

Cane2theLeft, I'm leaving myself into your hands. Hopefully you will pass along my application(s) for everybody to read. This job is mine.