Cyclonic
Greenlighter
After waiting 3 days for my salvia 05x to come, I set the atmosphere, waited for a good time(a mental state), and decided that when I'd be alone for about 8 hours was good. Loaded 1/8th of a gram. I hit the bong. Held 30 seconds.
NOTHING.
=2 days later:
So I'm eating a banquet brand turkey TV dinner, and I get the idea to load a bowl and see what happens. If I trip, great, if not, W/E.
=Setting: My room, dimly lit, no tv on, no music, home alone. About 3:00 PM
=Substance: 05x standardized organic salvia leaf.
=What happens:
I load 1/8 of a gram. Light it. I Hold the hit, nothing. Load another 1/8th take a second, longer hit, still nothing. I sit back down to my banquet brand turkey TV dinner (which is DISGUSTING) and suddenly, I'm an old man.
Then a voice starts berating me and my banquet brand turkey TV dinner. Saying how I'm a stupid low form of life that needs to eat peas to survive. Pissed me off a little bit. I kept spilling the peas off the fork, and i was all "I'll show you, I'll keep eating them." Voice was all "Go ahead, silly HUMAN, eat those peas."
That's all. I hate salvia. Almost as much as I hate banquet brand turkey TV dinners.
NOTHING.
=2 days later:
So I'm eating a banquet brand turkey TV dinner, and I get the idea to load a bowl and see what happens. If I trip, great, if not, W/E.
=Setting: My room, dimly lit, no tv on, no music, home alone. About 3:00 PM
=Substance: 05x standardized organic salvia leaf.
=What happens:
I load 1/8 of a gram. Light it. I Hold the hit, nothing. Load another 1/8th take a second, longer hit, still nothing. I sit back down to my banquet brand turkey TV dinner (which is DISGUSTING) and suddenly, I'm an old man.
Then a voice starts berating me and my banquet brand turkey TV dinner. Saying how I'm a stupid low form of life that needs to eat peas to survive. Pissed me off a little bit. I kept spilling the peas off the fork, and i was all "I'll show you, I'll keep eating them." Voice was all "Go ahead, silly HUMAN, eat those peas."
That's all. I hate salvia. Almost as much as I hate banquet brand turkey TV dinners.
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