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The Social Thread Cuddle Puddle!! Ver. Thizzlam's mom is watching

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LSDMDMA&9385443 said:
goddamn blazif
I WAS TRYIN TO GET THAT
:(
me no cook much cause i aint know
i livez with my parents cause im 17?
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Where you livez? And yes you is younin' and thus livez at home.
Practice cooking skillz? Maybe? Get goods.

Blazif07 said:
shiiiiit.
i used to cook FOR my parents.

and i very likely have the BEST chocolate chip cheesecake in all of arkansas... no big deal.

i'm somewhat godlike on a grill as well.

*rawr* <3
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Holy fuck.

Heads up I'm kidnapping you and your dog.
Though I don't know where I'm going to keep two stolen boys and two stolen dogs.
 
amanda_eats_pandas said:
so i facebook stalked the guy from craigslist who i messaged about the open room and he looks like this:

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should i be concerned?

[ ] yes [ ] no
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runnnnnnn!!! Its a tarrrrrrrp!
 
amanda_eats_pandas said:
Holy fuck.

Heads up I'm kidnapping you and your dog.
Though I don't know where I'm going to keep two stolen boys and two stolen dogs.
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1) I'm 22, thus live independently ;)

2)...you will have to kidnap me if you want to take the dog. she's a brat if I'm not around.... a hulking 73 pound brat. <3 (that and i'd die without that critter)

3) i don't take up much room... iz real real real little.
 
1) I'm 20, thus live independently.

2)... I already plan to kidnap the dog. Fun fact: I've actually stolen a dog before. Granted I knew the person and returned it but still.

3) You iz real real little. I'm curious who's taller. But the other subject of planned kidnapping is part giant. And boys are notorious for taking up lots of space.
 
i am a pro at taking up as little space as possible.
i HAVE been smuggled places inside a duffel bag before.

no. i DONT want to talk about it.
 
wait
i iz bein kidnapped?
i iz probably taller, if i remember right when i was talkin to him he said he was liek 5 tree, i iz liek 5 six or 5 seven
somethin liek dat...
i lives on the proper coast, guess which coast? In a certain state that borders MD
 
LSDMDMA&9385487 said:
wait
i iz bein kidnapped?
i iz probably taller, if i remember right when i was talkin to him he said he was liek 5 tree, i iz liek 5 six or 5 seven
somethin liek dat...
i lives on the proper coast, guess which coast? In a certain state that borders MD
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I'm 5' 2.5". =P
 
Blazif07 said:
i am a pro at taking up as little space as possible.
i HAVE been smuggled places inside a duffel bag before.

no. i DONT want to talk about it.
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I locked my sister in a suitcase once. True story.

LSDMDMA&9385487 said:
wait
i iz bein kidnapped?
i iz probably taller, if i remember right when i was talkin to him he said he was liek 5 tree, i iz liek 5 six or 5 seven
somethin liek dat...
i lives on the proper coast, guess which coast? In a certain state that borders MD
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No no no. I'm kidnapping Thizzlam =D
That is the wrong coast.
The west coast is the best coast.
Delaware? Virgina? Pennsylvania?
 
god DAMN
i thought i waz gettin kidnapped for a second
the 3rd one, ding ding ding
LOLVIRGINIA
the south makes me lol
east coast
gahd damn, you no want dutch rockz then :(
 
me and thizzlam are practically related.... so it only makes sense to snag us as a set.

it's simple science, really.

plus.... we both have adorable ass pitbulls.
 
i haz 2 cats
SO HA
catz>dawgs
although i liek dis dawg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD1S6UeVprE
me only no haz tattoos cause i cant YET
that, and me no get much money, and the money i have been getting has been being blown on molly or other droogery, cause me is nice and damn near never charges mofos when they want a few dexedrines if i liek em
if you kidnapz me, we can haz mad droogery, liek diggy dank dutch mollyrockz and mad dexedrine 10's every month
and i can lernz to cook
pfft blazif mang
if i didnt liek you id be liek WE KICKED YO ASS AND TOOK YER SLAVES
or at least a few times in IRC when some idiot from the south would say something i didnt liek id be liek
HAHAHA WHO WON TEH WAR WE TOOK YER SLAVES HAHAHHAHAHA
 
LSDMDMA&9385498 said:
god DAMN
i thought i waz gettin kidnapped for a second
the 3rd one, ding ding ding
LOLVIRGINIA
the south makes me lol
east coast
gahd damn, you no want dutch rockz then :(
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What's wrong with the south?
That accent is hilariously fantastic.
Pennsylvania, eh?

Blazif07 said:
me and thizzlam are practically related.... so it only makes sense to snag us as a set.

it's simple science, really.

plus.... we both have adorable ass pitbulls.
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I was just gonna kidnap Opy first but then I decided Thizzlam has his own set of skills to offer as well.
Practically related? That's one messed up family tree.


Speaking of Thizzlam, a certain poopoo head needs to text me back.
 
when i think of teh south i think
NASCAR (ehh..nothin wrong with nascar tho TBH)
I DUN FUCKED MAH COUSIN LAWL
meth labs (ehh actually...not that much wrong with that in my mind either)
redneckz
they be southern
thats what
WE WON TEH WAR THATS WHY THE SOUTH MAKES ME LOL
damn you amanda for hazin me explain mah logicz
i iz off to watch a mewvie
but goddamn, i want to get hiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...soooooooooooo highhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
but i cant/shouldnt, fuck it maybe tomorrow i will, ima need liek 12 of dem bitches tho if i wanna get properly high for a whole night
 
....technically, I was born in Germany... but as far as "winning wars"... that detail doesn't get me jack shit either =P

nascar blows. the only pro sports i follow are MMA and porn.

llama....i'm gonna dart you with horse tranquilizer. <3
 
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