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What's the worst thing you've done to get drug money?

I guess the worst I've done was refill my fathers tylenol 3 prescriptions twice without him knowing in order to CWE them numerous times. Also I have pinched several of his percs and oxy's he had prescribed after his surgery. He didn't use them all anyway so I didn't and don't feel bad.
 
I fed hydrocodone to a whole litter of puppies and then tried to extract the dilaudid out of their pee.
It didn't work as they all OD'd.
 
winston red said:
I fed hydrocodone to a whole litter of puppies and then tried to extract the dilaudid out of their pee.
It didn't work as they all OD'd.
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im assuming this is a joke otherwise you are a retard, not to mention you wasted good drugs.
 
Stole and sold my parents and brothers CD's and DVD's in order to fund a huge Codeine habit. They only found out last week and kicked me out on the streets. Deserve it really.
 
bben said:
im assuming this is a joke otherwise you are a retard, not to mention you wasted good drugs.
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It is (go figure...). My little tribute to bug-eyed Earl actually.

Do you reckon that putting some space between the paragraphs would help it somewhat?
 
robbed dealers and friends with or w/o wepons breaking and entering stole money and drugged people and had them take money out of their accounts... JK



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I've stolen from every medecine cabinet I could back in highschool.

I loved going to people's houses just so I could go into their bathrooms. My friend and I had a plan where I would fake being really sick and would be leaning over the toilet as though I had to puke, then she would say "I have to pee really bad!" and then our host would, of course, offer her another bathroom, which was generally the parents bathroom. There she would jack everything she could.

I haven't stolen in years, but frankly, I don't know what would stop me if I saw some good shit. I don't wanna steal, but the voice that says "no!" is so tiny - like a little butterfly kiss.
 
There's some things I still don't think I should admit, only for legal reasons. But I have stolen from girlfriends, family members, broken cars and houses (did some time for that). Nothing much different from what I've been reading.
 
Took some of my moms hydrocodone after a surgery while I was in high school.... but she only took half the bottle and threw the rest away.
 
masada said:
There's some things I still don't think I should admit, only for legal reasons. But I have stolen from girlfriends, family members, broken cars and houses (did some time for that). Nothing much different from what I've been reading.
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we dont condone snitching on this board lol
 
bben said:
im assuming this is a joke otherwise you are a retard, not to mention you wasted good drugs.
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He's not a retard. As a matter of fact, his comment is amongst the wittiest I've seen in any thread, joke or not.
 
ive stolen anything and everything i could get my hands on, im facing a grand larceny charge for stealing and selling 20,000 worth of gold xoins, clean out my mothers, fathers, grandmothers, aunts and friends jewelry boxes, robbed mulyiple houses and prostitued my girlfriend...and for what? to stick needles im my arm and neck. i should mention that im 19yrs old and i am a walking bilboard that shooting heroin can and will steal your soul in a matter of weeks. i started at 15 and have been in 9 different rehabs. make the most out of your life and enjoy it while you have it because in this game people dont tend to live very long
 
stole my neighbors prosthetic leg and held it for ransom for some opanas, I took a job at a store so that I could order suda and what not, when it came in I signed for it then left the store unlocked and without anyone there, I think I may have been fired for that one...bwahhhahahahaaha the new suda law put that scam out of business...THE FEDS CAN LICK BIG DONKEY BALLS
 
youngna said:
ive stolen anything and everything i could get my hands on, im facing a grand larceny charge for stealing and selling 20,000 worth of gold xoins, clean out my mothers, fathers, grandmothers, aunts and friends jewelry boxes, robbed mulyiple houses and prostitued my girlfriend...and for what? to stick needles im my arm and neck. i should mention that im 19yrs old and i am a walking bilboard that shooting heroin can and will steal your soul in a matter of weeks. i started at 15 and have been in 9 different rehabs. make the most out of your life and enjoy it while you have it because in this game people dont tend to live very long
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From my perspective, that ballded thing constitutes the only true moraly reprehensible act mentioned on this thread (perhaps alongside prostituting yourself).

You are truly deserving of jail-time just for that!
 
Feigned lots of illnesses, sold many iPods that my parents bought for me as a teenager, stolen friend's electonic devices and sold them, etc.
When I was younger I sold an iPod for $30 and immediately went to get a .3 sack of tar. This was when I was maybe 15.
 
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