NASADD Social - The lair of Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen said:
I have heard of women getting free tickets to Laker's games, to free dinner at a 5 star joint, and even interviews. Performing felatio on me equates into a never ending pay check.



You are talking all sexy to me about how much you want to blow me after I inhale huge amount of crack smoke

You get down to 2 and you are really hot and bothered I am talking like you just saw my performance in "The Execution of Private Slovik" for the first time....


your cock hide out is wetter than Oprah's undertitty in Africa in July.
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its ok charlie, i lol'd. dont worry about all these other morons not giving you credit. good form, sir.
 
shake said:
yall need some hobbies. iam trying to decide weither to work on getting a truck iam restoring primed or gettin in the wood shop and designing so picture frames
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what truck you restoring? Spending 5 days a week in a wood shop for work and having a vehicle In my driveway I am halfway restoring myself I would have to say go with the truck man.


I'm not up to shit today. Just drinking lightly and smoking lots of weed. I never smoke pot anymore...
 
purplefirefly said:
What's stopping you??
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inhibition. it's always a little awkward when you "jokingly" bring up the dude's wiener. also gangbangs, group-sex and humiliation. those okay with it are typically rapists.

shake said:
yall need some hobbies. iam trying to decide weither to work on getting a truck iam restoring primed or gettin in the wood shop and designing so picture frames
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i have hobbies, motherfucker.

and getting "primed" sounds a little hotter than "wood shop" but both are entirely negated by the words "picture frames".

MemphisX3 said:
its ok charlie, i lol'd. dont worry about all these other morons not giving you credit. good form, sir.
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i would blow charlie sheen in a split second.








btw i'm drunk.
 
ohline said:
inhibition. it's always a little awkward when you "jokingly" bring up the dude's wiener. also gangbangs, group-sex and humiliation. those okay with it are typically rapists.



i have hobbies, motherfucker.

and getting "primed" sounds a little hotter than "wood shop" but both are entirely negated by the words "picture frames".



i would blow charlie sheen in a split second.









btw i'm drunk.
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drunk or sloppy drunk\?
 
RecklessWOT said:
all that booze is great for the immune system
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luckily 8)


it's not too bad, though. sore throat and coughing. which, of course, the cigarettes are doing wonders for.

seems like mostly a congestion issue. i'm a coughing and sneezing fool.



i volunteered to "babysit" a dog today, too. it's probably going to end up dead.
 
Johnny blue said:
Babysit a dog for the day? Is said dog impaired or something?
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no, but i've had my suspicions that it's owner is for quite some time now. she has to run up to maryland for the day and is convinced her dog will freak out being left alone for that long (it's not that long).

i tried to get out of it as i was drunk when i said i'd do it (lol no way!), but she wigged.



stay above the influence, kids.
 
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